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Crunk Multimedia Experience

Reaching out to friends and loved ones alike through any means possible including but not limited to: Email, Voicemail, Phone Conversations, Personal Visits, Facebook messages. All while being heavily intoxicated.

Fatty's Crunk Multimedia Experience ruined relationships, friendships, and lives.

by Fujiddy October 26, 2006

9πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


The Girlfriend Experiment II

As mentioned, Mr. Simon Lo did a strange experiment called the Girlfriend Experiment.
However, his wife was a very 'clean' person, and absolutely refused to let any one bit of food be left down from dinner.
Therefore, at his 20's, he became a ε₯½ι£ŸδΉ‹εΎ’(eating lover) from a ε₯½θ‰²δΉ‹εΎ’(sex lover).
After that he became very fat. Now he is over 250lb. When he married he was but ~150lb.

(Mr Simon Lo talks about The Girlfriend Experiment II)
Lo: That's why I'm so fat.
Students: what about your sister, Sina Lo?
Lo: Her husband was also a very 'clean' person.

by Ο€=3.14159265358979323846 February 18, 2022

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


russian sleep experiment

people being held in a cell full of gas science dudes take gas away *timeskip* everybody's flesh is out all over 4 out of 5 prisoners survived

*during who knows when*

guy 1: my dad had been forced into the russian sleep experiment and was the only one who died...

guy 2:how?

guy 1:he ate himself and ripped his skin and flesh.

guy 2:da frick?!

by maplemanwhopostsweirdstuff January 7, 2022

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


near death experience

Masturbating while hung over, such that your headache makes you think you might have a stroke and/or you feel like you might be having a heart attack, yet you keep going.

"I had such a bad hangover headache I had a near death experience while rubbing one out. But once you get started, you have to keep going..."

by Mrjsmith March 2, 2009

13πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


near-dick experience

This is when you come very close to seeing or touching a penis, but the action is sadly cut short before any penetration or interaction makes way.

Sally! George came over last night and I had a near-dick experience, but my religion kept me from doing the deed.

by Near-dick Momma October 25, 2017


Descriptive Experience Sampling

A psychological method that seeks to reveal experience directly preceding a beep. Very accurate and probably the best phenomenological method.

I did some descriptive experience sampling with my Grindr date last night, it was hot.

by julibooli August 10, 2020


Freedom of Supernatural Experience

Freedom of Supernatural Experience or supernatural experience liberty is a principle that supports supernatural experiences, such as religious, spiritual, mystical, divine, extraphysical, metaphysical and psychic experiences, are free from be judged or considered as delusions, hallucionations and other mental illnesses, and should be dealt as religious, spiritual, mystical, divine and supernatural beliefs are respected and considered normal, where those beliefs are also free from be judged as delusions and mental illnesses inside freedom of supernatural experience. Freedom of supernatural experience is considered as a fundamental part of the supernatural rights and of freedom of supernaturality.

"Freedom of supernatural experience is an interesting right for the future, it is basically a complement of freedom of supernaturality, but in a more specific way."

"Freedom of supernatural experience is a nice way to stop what new atheists are doing in calling everything religious and spiritual as delusions and as other mental illnesses, since they would be doing a form of discrimination doing that and it would encourage agnosticism and deism to become popular among people."

by Full Monteirism February 15, 2021