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a trifling, folklore-telling bitch, usually with a face like SHREK
chick: Ew... did you see that chick with that bad weave && blue contacts??
dude: yeah. total WHORE GOBLIN.
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A phrase coined on Saturday, January 20th by Skyler Greene to describe any nonnative or unidentified entity occupying space in one's facial hair
Uhmm... Dude... There is a moustache goblin dwelling in your face pubes...
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A term used to describe a raging homo.
who hoards cock in his inner rectum.
gobles on the dick.
Jim is such a pole goblin
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1- A Spilt BeerTransient male or female who's only source of earned income is from the recycling of cans, bottles,plastic and glass.
2- Any person who digs through the trash can(s) located in the Bottle Return Center to recover bottles/ cans that have been discarded after the machine refused to take them. These Can Goblin's then take those nasty waste riddled items into the store with them and hold up the Express check-out line arguing over 10 cents that they have just stolen out of the stores trash can.
3- Any person that regulary enters a store with the sole purpose of just using the Bottle / Can return machines, bathroom, and to eat the free samples from the Bakery Department, without ever purchasing a thing from the store.
4- A term used by Loss Prevention / Security personel to quickly identify a persons intent, direction of travel, and regular in store habits, with only one name.
5-"gobelinus canne"
1-"I couldn't finish returning all my cans because that Spilt BeerCan Goblin was using all the machines."
2-"I had to wait ten minutes while someSpilt Beer Can Goblin in the Express line tried to return a beer can filled with a syringe and piss."
4-"Can Goblin coming through the main door."
5- "Et tu gobelinus canne abi in malam rem." ( And you Can Goblin go to the Devil.)
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A joke to troll unsuspecting victims
Jack: Hey, I got the mind goblin.
Mary: What's mind goblin?
Jack: Mind goblin deez nuts.
Mary: ... --- ... / - .... . -.-- / .... .- ...- . / -- . / - .-. .- .--. .--. . -..
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Oral sex performed by a woman that is hands down, the best OR some of the best you've ever had.
1.) Term was originated from a porno I had seen, the woman performing the bj was very ugly facially, her teeth kinda reminded me of a goblin's teeth, but she was going at it like she was bobbing for apples, hence the term "goblin dome".
2.) Tim-"Damn Adrian, last night I got some goblin dome from this girl I met at Features."
Adrian- "Well Sarah gave me some goblin dome this morning too"
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An imaginary creature, assumed to be a goblin that lives in a mine.
Can be used as a setup for a Deez Nuts joke. (read as "mind gobbling")
"Do you remember the Mine Goblin from Lord of the Rings?"
"No, whats a Mine Goblin?"
"Mine Goblin deez nuts, ha gotheem"
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