Random
Source Code

juicy grandma

A juicy grandma is a MILF who is at top tear of all women. She is thick as hell, with busty boobs and the hips and ass of a goddess! You probably wouldn't even know she was 70, she still look 32!

Guy 1: Kyle you grandma is lame.
Kyle: She isn't that lame...
Guy 2: But I bust a nut in Kyle's juicy grandma's ass!
Guy 1: True, me too!
Kyle: Guys!!!

by The United Ones May 20, 2016


Grandma Yaesmin

everyone's cool grandma

Hey, where's Grandma Yaesmin??

by emotional salami December 15, 2020


Grandma-ma

1. Larry Johnson, LJ, retired NBA player. Power Forward, Small Forward. Played for the Charlotte Hornets and New York Knicks. The nickname originates when he played for the Hornets in a series of Converse commercials in which LJ dressed up like an old lady. LJ is most remembered for a 4-point play in the closing moments of Game 7 of the 1999 Eastern Conference Championship that elevated the New York Knicks past the Indiana Pacers. Johnson played college ball at UNLV, and won the National Championship.

2. Larry Johnson, Running Back, Kansas City Chiefs. Is primarily only called Grandma-ma by Chris Berman on Sunday NFL Countdown, because his name is also Larry Johnson.

1. Spreewell drives, dishes it out to Grandma-ma, for three... YES!

2. Huard hands to Grandma-ma, and he COULD..GO..ALL..THE..WAY!

by anonymous 777777 January 26, 2008

13๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


hi grandma!

The best and most appropriate way to greet someone in the middle of a conversation.

Person1: ...and then he jumped off the wall and into a sewer and..

Person2: hi grandma!

Person1: then punched the dude in the face.

Person1: ....wait what?

by vegetax6 July 22, 2009

10๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


grandma skin

the patch of really wrinkly skin on your elbow.

caro murph yer grandma skin is mad crunk!

by em coop February 15, 2005

10๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Grandma's Bicycle

A wheelchair

Go get grandma's bicycle out so we can take her up the shops

by Pork Almighty June 20, 2019

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Careless Grandma

Originated from MTV's True Life: I have Tourettes.

One of the people featured on this particular segment was 16 year old Alyssa, who lives with her grandma. Memorable highlights from the show featured Alyssa getting angry and frustrated with her grandma, particularly when her grandma was painting her toe nails, and Alyssa says "You didn't get it all grandma.....you're being CARELESS!"

The phrase spawned many Facebook pages and YouTube videos, showcasing Alyssa's temper and tourettes.

You're being careless grandma, you might as well not even do it at all!

by FerrariCarr July 16, 2010

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž