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The copious amounts of ass crack sweat that drips, settles and moistens the gusset of one's panties or underwear. Ham Juices leave a wet mark running from the taint upwards to the waistband. Ham Juices are caused by vigorous exercise or routine activity in high heat and humid climates.
Frank: Hi Carl. How was your work out today?
Carl: It was great. Got a good pump. Really had the Ham Juices today though.
Frank: Hope you showered up Brahhhhhh!
Carl: That gusset was dripping wet like a $2.00 crack whore on a Friday after payday.
Frank: Nasty Brohhhhhhh!
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To masturbate continually for hours upon end.
Danny is known for slapping the ham.
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The drunk girl at a party or bar. I don't mean she's had a few drinks, I mean she's HAMMERED. She stumbles around the bar, flashes people, tries to make out with fat guys, etc.
This term is derived from the ham in 'hammered', and the show she puts on.
Chris: Did you see that ham show last night? She tried to stick her tongue down my throat.
Dave: Yeah man, she was trying to get me to grab her boobs.
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To be ridiculous or over-the-top, usually in a comedic way.
"Class was really boring today until Tom stood up on his desk and did a jig. He really knows how to ham it up."
"The actor was supposed to fall over and die, but he hammed it up too much and got fired instead."
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Another term for bacon bits.
Wrap that there pig up in some dynamite, I want me some exploded ham.
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(huh-am)*(pie-el)
1) a gross vagina dripping with ooze, cold and clammy, and sticking together like cling wrap so it needs to be peeled apart.
2) slightly mushy.
"so dude, i was getting with this chick and i was stoked because she had a huge rack, but when i pulled off her pants she had a total ham pile and it reeked!"
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A saying used by southern black folk to describe watermelon, due to the fact that ham and watermelon are both reddish on the inside.
Daquan: Yo pass me dat good ol' georgia ham!
Dwayne: Sure will! Georgia Ham goes great with fried chicken!
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