When one places a half empty beer bottle on the end of his penis then spins it to the beat of samba music.
after waking up to broken beer bottles on the floor, Jeff admitted to furiously practicing his drunken helicopter the night before.
When you swing your penis in a windmill fashion while urinating.
Steve was so drunk that when Metallica came on he yellow helicoptered all over Roxane.
A technician who’s name is Dan and generally overweight and is a narsistic person. Will usually consume 5 pounds of carbs and will tip sideways to expel gas.
God dammit Dan! Quit being a helicopter technician, I’ve been doing this for 20 years.
When you bang a gir in the butt and then she performs oral sex on you which afterwards you proceed to make out with her
this couple had no limits they were even into a dirty helicopter!
A joke repeated by conservatives who think they're funny.
Originated on 2014 4chan (where else) and has many variants, including Piers Morgan's ridiculously unfunny penguin joke.
Olive: I identify as Neutrois.
Brad: hurr durr attack helicopter
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The act of taking a shit in a sock with a hole in the end and then spinning the sock in a circular motion above your head. This usually results in small chunks of shit flying out of the hole in the sock at some considerable velocity.
I performed the best hummel helicopter ever last night, those walls may as well have been painted brown.
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A highly elaborate sex move where both participants (who are of Nigerian descent (preferably purebred Nigerian)) engage in a vicious and primitive emulation of a helicopter, the steps are as follows:
The Male lies flat on his back, presenting his erect penis as the motor shaft for the helicopter blade, the female then inserts herself onto the male’s shaft and spins clockwise, mimicking the blades of a helicopter, thus creating a downward force lifting them into the air.
Eventually the two will achieve such a speed which will allow them to bend the fabric of space-time around them, causing a time warp to occur, sending them back to the times of slavery in the 1800s.
This sex move, although very advanced, is highly enjoyable. So in conclusion, if you are black and you haven’t tried the Nigerian helicopter, you ain’t a real nigga
"Ayo baby *click sound*, do you want to try the Nigerian Helicopter tonight"
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