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Word used to describe someone with disturbing and nauseating body odor.
Someone that smells like oil, vinegar and onions due to poor hygiene.
Me: "God! Steve?... when was the last time you took a shower?"
Steve Caprio: "What the fuck are you talking about dude?"
Me: "You fuckin stink like an Italian Sub dude!"
Steve Caprio: "Fuck you Kosak!"
Me: LOL
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An Italian room is a room in an Italian American home which is totally off limits, with the exception of company on special occasions. It is always decorated with the finest and most fashionable furniture within the purchasing power of the homeowner.
Italian Americans feel this room will fool their guests into thinking they live much better than their income allows. Great care is often taken to hermetically seal Italian rooms with plastic slip covers. This makes the room ready to impress at a seconds notice decades into the future.
See also: Scranton room
"Wow, Vito! Your mother must be really rich. She has TWO Italian rooms!"
"Please Grandma, its Grandpa's funeral reception. Can we please, just this ONCE, sit in your Italian room?"
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We are the girls that are not, and I mean NOT meant to be messed with. Not always tan skin, that's stereotype-Navalidans have pale skin and dark hair, but stereotyping again, we almost all have dark brown hair and dark eyes. We know how to cook without using that old cookbook and we aren't afraid to show off our curves- a little self conscious at first. We often have hairy arms and thick hair.
Hairy arms? You're Italian aren't you?
-Yeah...
Dark hair ,dark eyes, attitude- must be an Italian girl.
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Theft. So named for the 1969 Michael Caine movie, remade in 2003 with flavor-of-the-month "Marky" Mark Wahlberg. The word "job" at the end of it gives it obvious sexual connotations, but as the 1969 film is generally regarded to be a classic, the illegal implications are unavoidable.
John:
What up, dawg. You hook up with that shorty last night?
Dave:
Ah, man. We went back to my place, right? She did me on the couch, then did a little somethin' else back in the bedroom. And then.... she gave me an Italian Job.
John:
She... what? She used marinara sauce or somethin'?
Dave:
Naw, man... when I woke up, she was gone, and had STOLEN ALL MY SHIT.
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Yelling out one's back porch or window to a friend or loved one who is not necessarily a neighbor. The recipient of the message usually responds yelling back from a distance.
Donny: Walks onto back porch "Hey Maria, come you over here!"
Maria: Opens window from apartment three blocks away "No Donny, you come over here!"
Bothered Neighbor: "I can hear your damn Italian Telephone from my basement!"
First let your Great Value parmesan cheese sun dry for 2 and a half weeks. Then proceed to place the crumbled chunks in the anal cavity. After catch some mice at your local Dennys. Then proceed to let the mice chew away at your asshole while cursing in Italian.best done while wearing a chef hat.
I'm so embarrassed my sister walked In on me performing The Italian Mice
A short swift back-handed slap accross the face as to reprimand or discipline a child.
"Nana said I'd get an Italian slap if I stole one more meatball from her saucepan."
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