Exploding Itchy

1 When one is scratching thine ass and begins to tread into uncharted territory, resulting in getting your finger stuck in your ass; at which point the only solution for removal is to build up "pressure" by eating gassy foods.

2 When you are in past your elbow with your partner and your partner suddenly decides its time to shit.

My mom's friend's uncle's second cousin's gym teacher was out of school for three days once, recovering from a sudden exploding itchy.

Itchy We

An example of ) when a girl / woman realises she's not a lesbian... e.g when ordering a pizza looks at guy and shows expression of truth behind blue eyes and muscular gym shouldered efforts..
An acronym taken from the good goon dolls song " Iris "

Not to be confused to any fault of his/her own// just a vocal time period or fad that the person (..went through..)

i e. Generally supported by the instore radio and type themed songs..."kiss me" Sixpence none The richer or type feminine loved band/ musical group/girly playlist

(i ) don't want the world.to see me..
( cuz) I don't think....the world
( w ) hen everything made to be broken...
( i ) just want you nton know hoo I am..

Man: thinks to himself " woah..itchy we ( icwi )..
Woman : thinks too herself : ohh..man..bugger

Man: thinks to himself " woah..itchy we ( icwi )..
Woman : thinks too herself : ohh..man..bugger

itchy busy

When you are so itchy to the point where you stop everything and cannot pay attention

"Hey Dave, can you run some errands?"

"He can't talk right now, he's itchy busy."

Itchy Richie

When your inner mennonite/Amish comes out.

I pulled an itchy Richie when I claimed that horse as my own.

itchy fuck

(UK slang)

A term in place of "what the hell?". Could also be used to insult someone.

Itchy fuck, could you not buy Shell V Power

itchy butt syndrome

Otherwise known as the “Joe Fallon” It is a case where u forget to whip ur ass and ur butt becomes itchy

Damn I got a case of the Joe gallon right now (itchy butt syndrome)

Itchy Compensation

Mascaping your pubic hair into a penis larger than his own

He could't get hard, so all I got was some itchy compensation.