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job skirt

A skirt with a front fly paired with a button or snap, belt loops, and front or back pockets, resembling a typical pair of pants.

Named as such because they are frequently worn to work by women working in positions held mostly by women, as opposed to other types of skirts that are worn in occupations held by a lot of men.

Most jean skirts are job skirts.

She just loves to wear job skirts.

by Bed time March 22, 2010

50๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bro-job

When two "bros" (really close friends) give each other oral sex, similar to experimentation.

Im horney as fudge, give me a mo' fo' bro-job!!!

by Mike the great July 5, 2015

46๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Gum Job

A girl who removes her false teeth before blowing you to due away with
any potential for teeth scrapage.

granny's are the best.

by Will, Dan, Emily @ the CC April 1, 2003

218๐Ÿ‘ 37๐Ÿ‘Ž


Clog Job

The art and science of clogging and overflooding a toilet. A Clog job can be done intentionally for fun as a prank, or can happen un-intentionally from overuse of paper or low water pressure in the restroom's plumbing.
When too much paper and waste is in the bowl, and the toilet is flushed repeatedly, the water will overfill the bowl and flood the bathroom. Panic and laughter follow closely thereafter.

"Whoa man!!... that was the best Clog Job of my life!!!
I took a HUGE dump and tossed in the entire roll of paper towels, and the entire bathroom flooded...LMAO!"

by Clog Job June 15, 2008

31๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


hack job

1. A procedure or operation performed by someone with inadequate skill or knowlege of the subject.

2. Something done shoddily or ineptly.

3. A crude and improvised or temporary solution to a problem, designed to be more functional and timely than precise, durable or of good quality.

4. Something done with little forethought, organization, planning or precision.

5. A useless, inept or sloppy person.

1. "I had no fucking idea what I was doing; it was a total hack job."

2. "I told my brother to clean the bathroom, but it still looks like hell. Man, he did such a hack job."

3. "I got the radiator working for now, but it won't last long; it's just a hack job."

4. "Your paper sucks, man, you can tell it's just a hack job."

5. "Joel's such a fucking hack job; he couldn't even get his shit together in time for the party."

by The J-Spot January 15, 2005

123๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pete Job

When you get too spicy during a foot job that you miss and the penis goes in between the Big Toe and the toe beside it while yelling "THAT'S A SPICY PETE BALL!"

"My girlfriend tried to give me a Foot Job but it turned into a Pete Job"

by Purple Raccoon January 9, 2023


Core Jobs

"Those jobs that would afford one to live a middle class life in the United States."

Core Jobs is a term coined by Jay Anderson, longtime financial leader in Pittsfield, Massachusetts, and the current President and CEO of Pittsfield Cooperative Bank. Anderson has used the term countless times in discussions in the community, in his role as chairman of the Pittsfield Economic Revitalization Corporation and during appearances on media programs, such as Good Morning Pittsfield on WTBR-FM and Pittsfield Community Television. Further context for this description comes as the number of jobs available in the current economy, while providing income for employees, do not offer enough pay and/or benefits to allow an employee to provide for a respectable quality of life. For example, as large retail big box stores continue to expand further and dominate local markets, they have become large employers in the regions in which they are located. However, these retailers (such as Walmart) have been criticized for paying low wages as a part of a profit-enhancing strategy. Jobs in the service sector, including retail, hospitality, and tourism have been often criticized also as the kind of jobs that do not fit the "core job" description.

by MontanaJays January 24, 2012