fat llama

when you pour a gallon of water into your butthole and then spit it out hours later. it is a challenge to see who can hold a gallon of water in their system for the longest without yaking

Hey Kaden, are you down to fat llama tonight?

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flying llamas

it is a llama that has aquired wings and now is a flying llama. this is a very rare and is only seen when you find its owner Chuck Norris. He is the nonly one that can tame one.

Guy: What is that?
Person: Its flying llamas!
GUY: WHOAAAAAA!!!
Person: I want one!
Guy: i heard that only Chuck Norris can tame them.
Person: DAMN IT!!!

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llama cheese

cheese of the llama
a llamas cheese
you

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Llama Licker

A horny bastard that enjoys licking llamas sexually.

...You're such a frickin' llama licker.

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Drama Llama

Usually describing a human of the female gender, who is capable of making any stiuation become about them at a simple turn of a word, also when confronted about the "drama" becomes so enraged she spits in ones face similar to a llama

"That bitch Amber just spit in my face because I pointed out what a drama filled bitch she was being!"

"Yeah I told you that bitch was a Drama Llama!"

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llama whore

1 - A llama whore is a phrase born of the recent llama badge craze on deviantart. Normally badges cost points, which must be paid for or given to you by someone else who has paid - however because llama badges are awesome, they are free.

A llama whore is a deviant who simply cannot stop sending llamas, and in return cannot stop receiving them. The more llamas you get, the cooler the llama on your page looks!

Llama whores often frequent places such as 'give a llama, get a llama' groups, and like to favourite artwork with the title 'fave and get a llama!'.
2 - More uncommonly, llama whores are also people who have sex with llamas.

1 - deviant1: OMG i have 5000 llamas! I need to go give out some more to celebrate!

deviant2: hey, if you give me a llama, i'll give you a llama.

deviant1: hell yeah, we can be llama buddies! I love all you llama giving people!

deviant3: haha, you pair of complete llama whores.

deviant1+2: llama whores? damn right we are!!

2 - guy1: is she having sex with that llama?

guy2: you know, i think she might be.

guy1: oh. ew. let's just keep walking and pretend we didn't notice.

guy2: good idea. that's taking llama lovin' a bit too far.

guy1: no wait, look a minute...that llama whore is giving it head!!
- stare open mouthed -

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punching a llama

flicking a males nutsack and then being ejaculated on.

Dude last night she was punching a llama and it got real messy