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A Mermaid is a predatory musical artist that creates music soley for the purpose of sucking money out of people.
Contrary to real mermaids, who sings soley for the purpose of sucking blood out of sailors.
Person 1: That Justin Bieber has a pretty good voice, but he makes terrible music.
How is he so rich?
Person 2: Because he is a Mermaid.
1) A mythological creature with the upper body (usually from the waist to head) of a woman and a fishtail instead of legs.
2) A female professional swimmer (usually for water ballet)
3) An extremely gorgeous woman who oozes sexuality while making it clear she's unavailable.
By wrapping their legs with a scale embroidered blanket and adding fin like decorations, a cute lady can make herself seems like a mermaid.
Swinger lifestyle. A married female who is allowed to play with others without her husband present.
Transport Inspector:
Like a Mermaid, a Transport Inspector, or Transport officer is a "Cunt with Scales" by the fact that their personality trait is a "Cunt" (See Cunt as used in Australia denoting a person with an abrasive attitude) and Scales with which used to weigh a vehicle.
Reference to Mythical mermaids which are half female women, and half fish.
The Cunt here is a double entendre as a female woman's vagina is also known as a Cunt.
1. The Mermaids are out setting up the weighbridge.
2. Pads are hot and the mermaids are calling
Trucker slang for a DOT enforcement agent specializing in commercial vehicle enforcement. So named because they are cunts with scales that try to ruin your day
Careful man there’s a mermaid on the off ramp