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The patch of hair directly below a male's lower lip, any self respecting stylish male has one
chick: wow that dude has a soul patch, he must be cool
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Stimulating a penis with the lubricated crease of one's elbow to the point of ejaculation.
Since Suzy has no hands so she had to give me an elbow patch to get me off.
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I'd like to dive into her (attractive female's) girl patch and never come out.
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tattoo on the small of a woman's back.
Look at that cougar, dood... fake boobs and a beatch patch!
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The second Tuesday of every month. The day when all the major companies put their updates out for their software.
Guy 1: Happy Patch Tuesday!
Guy 2: Thanks, I hope I don't get a Crash Thursday.
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A small tuft of male facial hair located in the center below the lower lip; universally identifying the wearer as a complete douchebag and sexually impotent unless the wearer is a virtuoso heterosexual jazz musician.
Check out Ryan's new soul patch. He must have totally given up on ever getting laid by a woman again!
"Why don't you grow a soul patch?"
"Duh? Do I look like a douche?"
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a patch of hair some men have in the small of the back just above or extending down the anal crevice.
"...that guy had a thick tobacco patch just begging to be tended, and I wanted to plow it with my tongue."
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