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Port Washington is a town in northern Long Island. The middle school pretty much sucks, and most of the staff voted to kick out the Principal.. but no luck yet. We have kool yaht clubs, and we all know Main St. rocks. It takes us about 45 minutes to get to a decent mall.. and we wish they would just build one here! The rich kids live in Sands Point, and everyone else lives elsewhere.
Thats pretty much it. COME TO PORT WASHINGTON!
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The little flap or slit on the front of
boxers or briefs
"I need some new underwear"
"Why?"
"The Peter Port is all fucked-up."
Noun; prostitutes who frequent ports of call. They are the port version of a lot lizard.
My friend canceled his cruise so i picked up some port pussy as my plus one
When two men have enveloped each others penises inside each others foreskins (aka as docking) into a third parties rectum.
kenny: dude that party last was fucking crazy
jake: yeah bro me and griffin made a space port in connors asshole
kenny: what the fuck bro, TFTI!
That sauce. Some call it THOT juice some call it Grape Henny. Sip it with the homies. Sip it with your Mom. Sip it with women. Guaranteed a good ass night.
*Veterans enjoy it chilled*
It's a Port wine made to compliment desserts with it's astounding 18% alcohol.
New comer: " Yo that Taylor Port had me going"
Adept drinker: " Told you that T.P. is the shit"
Adept drinker: "Real niggas chase Henny with this"
New comer: "Oh man, I don't know if I can keep up."
Adept drinker: "You never will"
Combining equal parts hellish suffering with fantasies of death-wish style escape, hella-port is most useful when you are absolutely fuckin' stuck.
Facedown on the pavement with two boots at their necks, Hillary whispered to Bernie: "Wish we could hella-port outta here."