port washington

Port Washington is a town in northern Long Island. The middle school pretty much sucks, and most of the staff voted to kick out the Principal.. but no luck yet. We have kool yaht clubs, and we all know Main St. rocks. It takes us about 45 minutes to get to a decent mall.. and we wish they would just build one here! The rich kids live in Sands Point, and everyone else lives elsewhere.

Thats pretty much it. COME TO PORT WASHINGTON!

i love all my port people!!!

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port adelaide

port adelaide is the worst team in the AFL.

Oliver Phitzner: im a port adelaide supporter and i am a retard.

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port ting

Simple roadman word meaning okay or ite

Fam that’s port ting u get me

Taylor Port

That sauce. Some call it THOT juice some call it Grape Henny. Sip it with the homies. Sip it with your Mom. Sip it with women. Guaranteed a good ass night.

*Veterans enjoy it chilled*

It's a Port wine made to compliment desserts with it's astounding 18% alcohol.

New comer: " Yo that Taylor Port had me going"

Adept drinker: " Told you that T.P. is the shit"

Adept drinker: "Real niggas chase Henny with this"

New comer: "Oh man, I don't know if I can keep up."

Adept drinker: "You never will"

Port Edwards

Port Edwards is a shitty little hicktown

I can’t believe there are actually excited about moving to Port Edwards it sucks ass

port edwards

the funnest place to get caught by all the cops.

in port edwards was the only place i ever got caught by the cops

Port Lincoln

Is a smelly shit hole and no one has clean lungs

Person 1: Oh hey you live in Port Lincoln?

Person 2: yes

Person 1: I feel sorry for you