Russian Ship

Russian ship, go fuck yourself
#freeUkraine

Snake Island - I'm a Russian warship
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Chadkrainians: Russian Ship, go fuck yourself

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Russian stress

Frustration that feel Russian guys when they come back to Russia after their tour via foreign countries.

- Oh, dude!! I feel Russian stress after my Eurotrip.
- Just wait for a week..You'll get used to!

Russian Army

An “army filled with corruption, lack of training, no will to fight, equipment older than your grandpa, and so incompetent that it will made zhukov throw a temper tantrums.

Dimitri: Dude ivan said he found a washing machine in Ukraine

Boris: nah he’s in the Russian Army you? He probably stole it from someones home

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Russian Winter

A term used by Armchair Historians, typically seen on Reddit or in uncivil Youtube Comment Sections.

Person 1: WW2...what can I say except I know everything about it from Oversimplified...
Person 2: What did you learn?
Person 1: Russian Winter lol

russian choker

When you cum down yo girl's throat then wrap your penis around her neck

Bro I couldn't think of any other way to get out of sex I had to use a Russian choker

Wobbly Russian

You are taking your semi-erect penis and jacking it vigorously. Then, you take a shot of vodka and put it down your semi-erect penis hole before you cum into someone’s mouth, so they are drinking vodka while you are making it snow.

Lizzo didn’t want to fuck sober so I pulled a Wobbly Russian on her.

Russian Towelette

When you go to take a shower and forget to grab a towel and have to use the hand towel to risk being seen naked.

Husband: Son be careful im playing Russian Towelette.
Son: Ewww Dad. Dont forget a towel next time.

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