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Commitment Sandwich

a burger or sandwich so messy that once you pick it up you can't set it down or it will fall apart, thus you are committed once you begin.

That burger was a real commitment sandwich.

by Forbin117 May 14, 2011


Mayo sandwich

When you jizz in between a hoes titties, squeeze her melons together, and have her lick the cum in between them

Last night my bitch was hungry so I made her a mayo sandwich extra salty just the way she likes

by Duck monster February 27, 2014


Depression Sandwich

This edible food is eaten during newly found heartbreaks when your girlfriend dumps you, seeing your sister marry the high school dumbass therefore dropping out, or your parents kicking you out of the house. Sometimes we all need a good ol' depression sandwich

Samantha: Dammit! Kyle just broke up with me.
Katie: I think you need a good ol' depression sandwich

by BoiDafaqqq April 19, 2017


FURM sandwich

A cheeseburger resembling a McMuffin on steroids .

The name FURM, is an acronym and gives a middle finger to fast food.

The FURM sandwich is so good it may result in Pokemon goo.

by TFGuru July 31, 2016


Dagwood sandwich

Workplace usage: A long email string in which crucial details and instructions may be buried because the number of replies makes the email string unmanageable. Details hide between layers like ingredients in a Dagwood (Bumstead) sandwich. See also Microsoft Outlook.

I failed to act because I missed those details and instructions because they were buried in a Dagwood sandwich email.

by Max House April 25, 2020


Toyam Sandwich

A sandwich with "special sauce" added. Yes, exactly what your thinking.

I never touch Ben's food anymore. More than likely they have jizz in them. He weirdly likes the flavor of toyam sandwiches.

by BV69BV May 2, 2017


Blackpool Sandwich

Another name for a ladies genitals, but one from a particularly scabby lady. Similar to the Australian 'Raw Prawn Sarnie' but for low life fat sweaty people who will most likely turn up on Jeremy Kyle or similar chat show's discussing how their partner cheated on them with next doors dog.

The distinctive part of a Blackpool sandwich is the smell, which much like the city is named after, smells of a mix of rotten fish and sewage.

Ohhhh bloody nora lass, close your legs i can smell your blackpool sandwich

by Don Cheeseman October 28, 2014