second gear

An idiom that indicates a person, machine, circumstance, etc. who elevates efficiency and performance regarding an individual pursuit.

Ex: Ryan: Dude, did you do the history exam yet?
Matt: Shit, man, I totally forgot. I'm going to have to get a second gear if I want to finish it on time.

Ex: Craig: I'm going to be late to work! Does this car have a second gear?
Taxi Driver: What the hell does that mean?
Craig: Just Urban Dictionary it.

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the second decade

The term referring to the years 2010 - 2019. We had the 70's , 80's, 90's, ought's and now we have "The Second Decade"!

Happy New Year everyone! Welcome to the Second Decade!

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sloppy seconds

Sloppy seconds is screwing, shagging, fucking, whatever you like to call it, a woman, straight after the previous guy, or guys, using their cum as the lubricant!
The best I ever had was with a street girl at the end of her evening's work. She rode bareback and told me I was her ninth john that night. Man, her cunt was pure heaven!

Be the last, and ride those sloppy seconds!

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second act

To sneak into a show or play during intermission, catching the second act.

Guy: Oh crap, it's sold out!!!
Girl: That's okay, we'll just second act it.

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second cup

The ability to have a second orgasm (for men), usually in reference to a prostitute's services.

I recently partied with Molly (the whore) and she offered a second cup as always.

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1 second

It really means 1 eternity

"Please hold 1 second please"-Person 1
---1 eternity later---
"Sorry ma'am please keep waiting"

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Second Person

The part of speech that is used when speaking directly to another person. The second person utilizes the word 'you' (and, below the Mason-Dixon line, 'y'all').

I tried referring to myself in the second person when bragging about all of my outstanding test scores, but my friend thought that I was complimenting him.

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