Jimmy splooged all over his wife. He must’ve really needed to bust his nut
White, gooey fluid that is ejected from the penis.
Her: ayo, wanna fornicate?
Him: Sorry, no. I just splooged 5 minutes ago, I can’t. :(“
Splooge: usually used as a verb related to the creation of a mess by hard to contain things.
They splooged all over the place. (“They” being, for example, styrofoam packaging peanuts.)
A, usually disgusting, beverage that is mixed with a multitudes of shitty ingredients.
Man 1: Dude, this shit is gross as fuck, what is it?
Man 2: Sploog-e
Splooged (noun)
Splooger: the one that has done the splooging
Besplooged: when you have been splooged on
when a guy has a very violent orgasm to the point they say "SPLOOOOGEE!"
Splooge: originated in Canada.
can be defined as: Having the best time of your awful life ;)
guy: "I'm gonna cum"
girl: *rides 20x harder*
guy: "SPLOOOOGEEE"
girl: "what the actual f*uck just happened"
to ejaculate manly juices aka sperm.
my roommate left her splooged clothes on the floor