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stalker's tango is a Autoheart song about how you won't meet another person like him/her.
Sam :Have you listen to Stalker's Tango
Khalessi: It's so good
A person who is usually liking or commenting on everything you post, Copies your statuses and pics and layout style likes your statuses that you posted from months ago after having a good snoop around your page and knows everything and remembers everything you post on facebook
Person has liked your status from 3 months ago
You:wtf didn't I post this from like three months ago??? I think I've got a facebook stalker
Person has same profile pic as you and background layout
You:Dude I seriously think this person is stalking me they've copied my picture pose and even got the same background layout
Person:I saw his facebook check in he's at McDonalds lets go to McDonalds
Person 2: You are such a facebook stalker it's like your obsessed with this guy?
Person:Yeah I heard it was your mothers Birthday last week so I bought her a belated Birthday present
You:Ok and how did you know it was my mums Birthday?
Person:Oh I saw it on your facebook
You:Thinks to self 'facebook stalker'
A person who aimlessly stalks different locations via Google Maps Street View.
Dude, Tim is a total Google stalker. That guys knows about everywhere but he's never left his home town.
Did you hear about Dave? His ex got a restraining order against him and now he's just her Google stalker.
A really thick girl that stalks you. its more like an obsession. Very controlling of every movement you make. You can't see her but you know her fat ass is there. Harrasses all your friends to.
Damn... that Torta Stalker follows me everywhere !
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When a person is obsessed with TV series, remembering episodes titles, scenes, quotes, characters bios etc.
S is such a series stalker, he can quote full episodes of buffy the vampire slayer.
A person that follows a follower.
Sheep Stalkers don't even make the effort to mooch along with the herd, they are rather like the dags on a Sheeps wooly bum and just tag along with whatever.
Hey Leon what are you and your mates doing tonight? I thought I might just tag along? Elmo mate you are just a Sheep Stalker!
Someone who constantly takes pics of your/other peoples butts. They are usually weirder people or just love butts. Some people call them perverts (which isn't wrong).
OMG that man/kid is such a butt stalker! He just took a picture of Jennifer's butt...