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masturbation.
said by LeBron James on his decision show.
mentioned in an email from a fan to bill simmons.
Dude 1: "yo, where were you yesterday?"
Dude 2: "oh my bad, i was taking my talents to south beach."
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When someone of great skill decides to change their location to play for a better team, company, etc. This was started by LeBron James in his televised decision special when he announced he was going to Miami. It usually thought of as a very douchy and selfish move and does not necessarily have to be about moving to Miami. Can also be used as a euphemism for taking a crap.
After giving it a lot of thought, I've decided to take my talents to South Beach.
Hey man, you got any toilet paper? I need to go take my talents to South Beach.
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Go f*** yourself. I'm gone.
Coined by LeBron James during "The Decision" television special when he announced he was joining the Miami Heat and leaving the city of Cleveland.
Sue: John, we can work this out. I still love you.
John: I'm taking my talents to South Beach.
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A euphemism for masturbation, onanism, etc.
Janette: So are you going out tonight?
Erica: Nah, I think I'll stay in - I'm taking my talents to south beach.
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1. To inform someone that the current situation is no longer working.
2. Fuck off.
3. Your not doing it for me anymore, or what you offer is lacking.
The new "it's not me it's you" is "I'll be taking my talents to south beach."
"It wasn't working out so I told her 'I'd be taking my talents to south beach."
"My boss was giving me grief so I said, straight up 'I'll be taking my talents to south beach."
"You don't have kidney beans in this here general store?! Well f-that. I'll be taking my talents to south beach!"
"After the Rolling Stones article, President Obama told General McChrystal he could take his talents to south beach."
It originates when LeBron James turned down the Cleveland Cavaliers offer, on a 1 hour nationally televised special, expressing that he was signing with the Miami Heat. He said "This fall I am taking my talents to south beach."
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The act of going the bathroom, specifically for a shit. Comes from LeBron James using this phrase to take a massive shit on a huge number of people: fans, teammates, and the entire NBA.
Bro #1: It's time for that bitchin' party!
Bro #2: Yeah! One sec though, I'm taking my talents to South Beach first!
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the glorious act of masturbation
Lebron "I was takin my talents to south beach over the offseason"
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