Pouring Tea

is a condition in which the sufferer has frequent watery, loose bowel movements after a long night of drinking heavily. In College Life , pouring tea is the most common cause of death among unsuspecting roommates, killing more than 1.5 million per year. Also Commonly known as pissing out your asshole.

After a long night of drinking red bull and vodka Mac was pouring tea all over his roommates bathroom.

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tea caking

Like tea bagging but with a "cake" i.e.vagina. To place your vagina onto someone's face while they are asleep, unaware or unsuspecting.

Last night Sharon passed out drunk and got tea caked by Mandy.
There was a photo from when Mandy was tea caking sharon

tea to spill

To tell another peron's drama

Becky do I have some tea to spill.

Jersey Tea

A mixed drink consisting of long island iced tea, except for instead of cola, you put in jaeger. So a jersey tea is equal parts vodka, gin, tequila, rum, triplesec, sour mix, and a splash of jaeger

Fish got tanked after kvk bought him that Jersey Tea. He deserved it for being such a POS

Tea cosied

The oppostie to tea bagging. A female straddles a mans head from behind while he is sitting upright.

"Dude, that lucky guy over there just got tea cosied!!"

luis tea

Process of blending semen, tea, and vaginal secretions in a womans vagina.
When you eat it out you must say "mmm, what a lovely tea party!"

"I gave that bitch some Luis Tea"
"I made some Luis Tea in that bitches cooch"

tea fucker

One who is enthused at the sight of tea, any British person

Those tea fuckers over there need to give us our independence.