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When a child under the age of 10 trys dressing as a rockstar for halloween and comes out looking like a baby prostitute.
That day maybe gone, but your picture will live forever.
Mimi Hamid why do you look like a prosti-tot this halloween?
I just wanted to be a rockstar mom.
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very small penis, the size and circumference of a tater tot
Guy: I was showering at the gym yesterday when Donald Trump walked in wearing this designer thong.
Woman: What did it look like?
Guy: Like a partially amputated thumb sticking out of some cotton candy.
Woman: No, that was just his tater tot
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why to say teapot if you can say tot. Shorter? Yes, of course!
This beautiful tot is made in Japan
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YOUNG GIRLS DRESSING LIKE PROSITUTES. WALKING THE STREET CAUSE THEY'RE NOT YET OLD ENOUGH TO DRIVE.
LOOK AT THOSE PROSTI-TOTS OVER THERE ON THE CURB.
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When a girl eats tater tots out of her bra
"I was hungry last night so I made some titty tots. They're such a nice snack while laying in bed."
"I was too lazy to get a plate, so I put the tator tots down my bra. I love titty tots."
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A small ___. Used mainly to explain little children and sometimes something small.
A -" aww look at that little kid!!"
B- " the little tot is cute"
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-Noun
- A shorter way of saying you're totally jealous about something.
Dude 1.: Dude, His parents bought him a new car for his birthday.
Dude 2.: I'm tots jello. I wish my parents would do that.
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