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1. When you inexplicably flip out on someone for no reason.
2. Having a severe reaction to a minor injustice.
I can't believe your girl started screaming at us for no reason. She must have caught a touch of the cunt.
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touch of a paedophile
A football term when someone miscontrols the ball. Touch of a paedophile, hardly the softest of touches.
When someone knocks the ball out of play, you shout that was the touch of a paedophile.
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when a guy f**ks a girl in her mouth
She LOVES to have her "Tonsils Touched".
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We all have heard of The Midas touch. In Greek mythology, King Midas had the ability - and the curse - to turn everything he touched into gold.
The Murphy's touch: Everything he touches turns into shit.
(As seen on Newsvine.com)
Boss: I'm giving the project to John.
Me: Don't do it, Boss. John's got a Murphy's Touch.
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A saying that is used when someone has waited FAR too long to have a shit. It
verbalises the possible condition that the lead end of a shit has protruded beyond the opening of the anus and has made contact with their undergarment.
I need to find a bathroom right now.. I'm TOUCHING CLOTH
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An original sound track of an anime titled Yachirin Bitch Club or as known as Yaribu. The song is singed by the voice actors of the character.
See also: Yachirin Bitch Club
I'm in the mood for some upbeat song, Alexa play Touch You
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When you are struggling to hold in a poo, and its tip has breached the sphincter and is touching your underwear.
Dude, I've gotta get to a toilet quick, I'm touching cloth here!
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