Towel party

When in boot camp, the act of putting soap bars in a towel and using to teach another recuit a lesson for getting the entire unit in trouble, normally done by the entire unit. As seen in Full Metal Jacket, but is still done today.

Pvt Adams:Hey bro i heard last night that our whole unit woke up and in the middle of the night to towel party for getting us in trouble with that donut.
Pvt Dante: Really? I must of sleep through it
Pvt Adams:Yea they beat the shit out of him

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towel head

Noun; Slang term used by white american males to refer to an Arab living either abroad or domestically. The actual subject doesn't have to necessarily wear a religious towel to be referred to as a towel head.

Usually possess deep (and dangerous) beliefs regarding their religion and are emotionally unstable. Tend to be the perpetrators and take responsibility for tragic events that occur throughout the world. (i.e. any random New York car bombing, 9/11, subway bombing, miscellaneous suicide bombings, etc.)

Male: Honey, come check this out...another suicide bomber just killed a bunch of civilians in the UK.

Female: Did they say who did it ?

Male: Not yet, but probably some religious towel head.

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Towel Head

When an ugly chick gives u oral pleasure and you put a towel over her head.

-Dude, Brittany gave me head.
-Sick dude.
-It's cool, it was towel head.

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terrible towel

The towel one keeps at one's bedside in order to catch ejaculatory fluids.

"Dude, my mom totally found my crusty terrible towel!"

"I couldn't find my terrible towel in time, and shot all over the comforter."

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tug towel

the towel used to jerk off into to minimize mess

My roommate has to stop leaving his tug towel on the couch!

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Sketch-Towel

1. A towel of sketchy nature that has litteraly appeared in a residence on its own. No one knows how it has appeared and no one will claim it.

2. An unclaimed towel that is likely to be full of SketchTD's

1-Is that your towel?

2- No it's a sketch-towel. No one knows who's it is.

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Towel Line

A single patch of hair that extends from the belly button through the crotch to the lower back. Called so for the motion of dragging a towel between ones legs in a forward-backward motion, or gesturing to do so. Common in men but also found in some women. Frowned upon when existing on females.

Tom: "I met this hot chick at the club last night! I was totally hitting on her!"
Shawn: "Dude, did you tap that shit?"
Tom: Naw, man. As soon as i got her undressed, i saw her monster of a towel line."
Shawn: "Bummer."

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