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Referring to a person of Indian descent due to the geographical nature of their homeland being a giant valley. Valley monkeys are known to be exporters of carpets, magical carpets, and tigers.
Shopper 1: Hey where can I get a flying carpet like Aladdin had?
Shopper 2: Let's go to that Indian store.
Shopper 1: Oh, you mean that one owned by that valley monkey?
Shopper 2: Yeah, that one.
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A very very small town in California close to Thousand Oaks. Simi Valley is located in Southern California. It's probably a place you've never heard of. And if you did that's why your reading this defenition.
Simi Valley is the place where the fun NEVER ends............becuase it never got started.
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a song by Frank Zappa and Moon Unit Zappa from the
"Ship Arriving Too Late To Save A Drowning Witch" album (1982)
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1) A girl that comes from the San Fernando Valley that can be very prepy, rich, and usually spolied. Says like, omg, jk or kk a lot in sentences, and loves shopping in the mall.
2) Wears clothes which are usualy situated for the winter, even when its in the middle of summer. (it doesn't bother them)
3) (the most irritating thing) It is in a group in 2 or more, they usualy stare at you for a while then whisper among themselves, they then leave the room or place, etc...
5-10 mins later they return and do the same process. No one but themselves know what they are talking about.
4) Hardcore Valley Girls don't admit that they are valley girls and get pissed off if you call them one.
No one really likes Valley Girls but each other.
1) Like omg, yesterday was like totaly cool, i went shopping and got myself a $5 dress!
2) (conversation between 2 boys)
Boy 1: dude, why is that girl wearing winter clothes
Boy 2: because she is a valley girl
3) (conversation between 2 boys, and 2 girls but in different areas)
Boy 1: Dude did you see that fight last night in that nightclub?
Boy 2: No, but it was in the news, one guy actually got his head cut off.
Girl 1: ;/';;;# (random gibberish)
Girl 2: {<:}{:@~{!!!
Boy 1: Look the Valley Girls are staring at us
Boy 2: Oi, what you talking about
(dead silence)
Girl 1: ;'#;;#;!!!
Girl 2: @}@@?~&)*(&!!!!!!!
(they run off)
4)
Boy: Oh look its the Valley Girls
Girl: Stop making fun of us, we aint Valley Girls
Boy : But you live in the Valley?
Girl: Yeah but like we aint like the Valley Girls
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The anal passage.
Larry the homosexual was a frequent visitor to 'vegemite valley'.
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a resident of south texas, usually but not soley hispanic, who is for the most part devoid of class, integrity, or intelligence.
Bekah; "they came in a huge group, the kids made a mess, they were terribly demanding and loud-mouthed, they refused to order in english even though they spoke it, and then they tipped 5 percent on their meal."
Joe; "Fucking Valley Trash!"
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a town in which everyones parents thaught it would be a good place to raise there kids due to how small it used to be. to many parents thaught it would be a good town for a family and now the town is no longer a small town. in the past 10 years it has boomed. neighborhoods up everywhere and establishments shooting up left and right. all the adults here are quiet lovers of the peace. The whole youth population can be divided into two groups, shaved heads and hipsters. the shaved heads are mostly douchey sport lovers with diamond ear rings that love anything on the top 20 on itunes. spoiled cocky and just overall judgeing cunts. they enjoy raves, dubstep, call of duty, cars and sports. then you have the faggot hipsters. they can pretty much be described as asshole hippy stoners. spending alot of theyre time on the streets and in the wilderness. some classy others grimey and street as fuck. often judgeing anyone who follows the norm and for fun harass the community and eat shit. these two groups atleast as i have seen have a secret rivalry twords eachother. one group loves school spirit and prep and the others would rather worship satan than goto a pep assembly. the only thing that brings together maple valleys social divide is drugs and partys. everyone smokes pot, longboards and complains about theyre life here. if everyone stopped complainging for a second and took a good look around they would find that this town isnt as bad as it seems.
everyone in Maple Valley accept me is a faggot
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