T-Virus

1) A virus derived from the successful horror-survival series known as Resident Evil, which proceeds to be the main element of how zombies and basically mutated creatures become manifested.

2) something what would FUCK-YOU-UP!

1) Yo man, I was playing Resident Evil: Code Veronica, and damn man, that T-Virus started all this? Freakin' 5 games and no one has stopped it yet!

2)

Person1: Aww Man, I think I got the T-virus!
Person2: NIGGA WHAT! Awwww shiiiiieeeet!

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UrbanDic Virus

1.When every innocent word like sugar cookie or words you thought were nice and innocent is perverted on urban dictionary.
2.When everyone who knows about urban dictionary asks someone about a word and says look it up on urban dictionary.This happens because people make it sound as a perverted word or meaning.

A:Whats a sugar cookie?
B:Look it up on the urban dictionary.
A:OK,my mom said it's a food.
B:WTH Sugar Cookie is a girls vagina!
A:People are infected with UrbanDic Virus

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Evan's Virus

The virus causing any electronic device to function improperly when operated by Evans.

The bad new laptop caught the Evan's Virus

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Cruise-A-Virus

A severe disease that was spread once Tom Cruise became such a douchebag.

This usually causes bleeding of the eyes, repeatedly telling people you're not gay, and acting like a faggot.

(e.g. things for the Cruise-A-Virus effects)

"I'M IN LOVE WITH KATEY HOLMES, I'M NOT GAY, I'M IN LOVE WITH KATEY HOLMES, I'M NOT GAY, I'M IN LOVE WITH KATEY HOLMES, I'M NOT GAY."

"Hey! You aren't like me, you're normal, you ordered the small bowl of soup, I'll get the big fucking huge-ass bowl of soup!"

"I'm not a dick, you're a dick!"

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Xi Jinping Virus, Jingping Virus

Alternate term for Chinese Virus, China Virus, CCP(Chinese Communist Party) Virus, and Wuhan Virus.

"Dude Biden is banning us from saying China virus and Wuhan virus."
"Really? What a Jinping cock sucker, just start calling it Xi Jinping Virus, Jingping Virus or something."

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corrona virus

the end of humanity because the fuck head Chinese people ate bate the little fucks eat anything that moves. were all dead because of the Chinese.

sam: yoooooooooooooo i got corrona virus ,
queeeez: *fucking bolts away from sam* *shouts* fuck u asian shit

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Foreigner Virus

Any iPod virus that copies itself into every other song on the iPod, after the first known one, which copied songs by Foreigner.

I can't listen to anything until I clear up this Foreigner Virus.

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