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When you are banging a gutter slut and her giant dangling gobbler tickles your nut sack.
"Dude, why do you keep scratching your balls?"
"Man, I slipped it in that gutter slut, Jane, last night, and my nut sack is still itching from the Turkey Testicle Tickler she gave me. You gotta watch out for those giant dangling gobblers!"
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Simply an eye ball, but replacing ball with testicles
Man! my eye testicles hurt from too much sun
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The process whereby someone is has you cornered, e.g.. in a head lock, and you put your hands on their testicles and squeeze and twist, instantly releasing yourself! Not to be mixed up with the Swedish Testicle Grapple which is a sex move from the same region.
'Some guy tried to beat me up the other day but i gave him the Scandinavian Testicle Grab and he just broke down'
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The feeling one gets while watching a 3D movie
"Dude when we were watching that movie i felt like i was tripping over a testicle."
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Self explanatory, there are testicles in your mouth
Yo why you got testicles in your mouth?
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To Make a Choice using knowledge not from you Brain, Dick or Right Testicle, but making the choice from Knowledge from you Left Gonad. This Decision is usually something dumb as fuck like Date Rape or Wearing Socks and Sandals.
Harry: I think I should Get a Donald Trump Cut!
Bennie: Harry you dumb fucking cowpuncher, Stop Making such A Left Testicle Decision!