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Someone who steals for petty reasons, which technically is theft in general, because any authentic justification of theft would disqualify it as theft.
A "real thief" is theoretically, according to this logic, someone who only steals from petty thieves. But a petty thief is just as capable in principal of stealing from a "real thief".
Which one of y'all is the petty thief that just stole my cigarette butt?
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1. one who takes an extra 15 minutes for their lunch. every day.
2. a person (or persons) who comes back late from meetings even though they were round the corner and the meeting was cancelled.
theres a guy in my office who takes the fucking piss constantly. the other day he went to meet a client in the morning and didnt come back until the afternoon with some shyte excuse about train delays and the food taking 'ages'. the fucking time thief.
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An elderly person who is clearly close to death but stubbornly refuses to walk towards the light. Their sole purpose seems to be the selfish depravation of others oxygen. They are only friends to plants and trees.
- I went down to the bank earlier today and couldn't move for bloody coffin dodgers drawing out their pension
- Tell me about it, my grandma's an oxygen thief, I wish she'd hurry up and die so I can get my hands on some cash
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A person who 'hacks' access to a username which doesn't belong to him/her without the other person's informed consent and/or any rights exclusive to the original account owner (e.g. an encrypted password).
Where multiple (identical) usernames are allowed, especially on large image channels such as 4chan: a namefag who 'steals' the name of a celebrity or acts as a sockpuppet for an existing user on another website.
Jimmy Wales' Wikipedia account was stolen by a name thief today!
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A person who asks distinguished and talented people for their secret. Comes from "You never ask the wizard about his magic spells".
Jeremy went around asking for everybody's secrets, now they consider him a spell thief.
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A person who steals or jacks another person's sunglasses, usually in a sneaky or bitch-like way. Often times a sunglass thief is a multiple offender, or a serial sunglass thief.
I know bro, what a sunglass thief.
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a scanless little faggot rat bitch who bro let sleep over at house who steals bros ipod.
that -IPOD thief that you let sleep over at our house jacked your ipod. What a grimey rat.
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