Tired Thirds

Third person to hop on the train.

Greg called shotgun,

Brad called sloppy seconds,
Eh fuck it, i guess ill take tired thirds.

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The third present

The act of allowing a guy to come in your mouth.

Guy 1: What did she get you for you birthday?
Guy 2: She gave me the third present.

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preposterous third

preposterous third wheel
preposterous third nipple
preposterous third testicle

works with pretty much every third thing.

person 1: wanna come to dinner with me and my girlfriend?
person 2: no way. i dont want to be a preposterous third wheel.

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third circling

Third Circling A term used to describe a person binge watching Netflix and can't be bothered with returning texts. Third Circle of hell, gluttony.

Ex. I've been trying to get a hold of her all day but that girl is third circling on some Orange Is The New Black.

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April third

The act of blowing up one pussy with fireworks during an orgy full of 80 year old men ejaculating on a hunky fat black man

I was out with my girlfriend until I got to experience April third

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third coast

See 3rd Coast

The southern states that border the Gulf of Mexico (Florida, Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, and Texas.)

Can also mean the entire south, not only the gulf coast states.

Third Coast Born & Raised.

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Third Ward

The area south of 794 in Milwaukee, known as a historic warehouse district. An area known to house many fashionistas and artsy gen y party goers.

Hey Danny, lets go check out the dumb bitches aka fashionista's in the Third Ward, maybe play some ping pong at SPiN.

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