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Damp Thong

The captial city of the great country of Vagiant.

I was born in Damp Thong, Vagiant.
The President lives in a large pink boat in the captial city of Damp Thong.

by D - H April 15, 2008

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jock thong

Retains the same functions as a regular jockstrap but with the addition a thong-type string in the rear part of the garment for aesthetic reasons as well as to offer extra coverage to one's backside/anus.

Man: "I'll see if I can find any jock thongs to buy, I wouldn't want any of the other guys to see my asshole in case I for any reason have to bend over, squat, kneel, or crouch in the locker room."

Boy: "I think that I might wear jock thong today, because I want that extra support for my butt, but I wouldn't want to feel so exposed in my backside."

Man: "Wearing this sexy jock thong tonight is guaranteed to score me some action with my partner--they won't be able to get their hands off me! The illusion, mystery, suspense, and sexual wonder is too much to hold back on."

by NotYourAverageUnderwearExpert February 19, 2014


I was thonged

"I was thonged* is when someone threw a thong at you.

I was thonged by my girlfriend.

by Thatsawkward. December 7, 2016


thong flosser

When one's underwear performs a Samba between one's cheeks.

-Jesus mother of god, this thong flosser has split my nutsack.

by Big Buba Buttplug January 4, 2018


The Thonged Avenger

A Web Comic that was created in 2010 to make fun of an actual person who put on a thong to freak out a friend's mom.
In the Web Comic Zeff uses a thong of power to fight crime. He is the worse crime fighter in the history of crime-fighting for obvious reasons. And in love, he is always rejected.

See: Thonged Avenger (Definition), also see Facebook "The Thonged Avenger"

The website did not support itself and was taken a few years later.

I wanted to be a strangely perverted superhero like The Thonged Avenger.

by The Punisher 57925 March 31, 2020


stranger thongs

hidden pair of your girlfriend's undies that your mom finds anyhow

Joyce: Where are my magnet!!?
Will: They're stranger thongs now, mom.

by kwett July 31, 2019


Thong Thursday

Where everyone including boys HAS to wear a thong every Thursday

Do you wear a thong on Thong Thursdays?

by 2fadeddanza September 29, 2022