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On April 22
Grab a tide pod and eat it at anytime, but spit it out before swallowing!!!
Bill Nye ate a tide pod on April 22 because it's national eat a tide pod day.
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A Role-Playing game for the PC created in the "old-school" style of Final Fantasy IV, V, or VI. Breaks several long-held RPG conventions (such as your main character actually being a hero) with enhanced graphics/sound and so on.
Can purchase on Gamersgate.com or Impulse.
Features:
-25+ hours of game-play
-Classic Mode 7 graphics
-Side-view Active-time Battles (ATB) reminiscent of the classic console RPGs
-Full-Screen/Windowed Mode Toggle
-Enhanced graphics and sound!
-Optional quests and bonus dungeons!
-Beautifully orchestrated soundtrack by Kevin Macleod
-Decisions you and your party make will affect whether other characters or even NPCs live or die and much more!
Enter a world of shadowy intrigue where stained pasts collide with the present in an explosive confrontation that will define one young man's dark destiny as he attempts to thwart the machinations of a true evil beyond all imagining...
You played Chronicles of a Dark Lord: Episode I Tides of Fate yet? Move over Final Fantasy, you've been replaced.
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Low Tide Cocktail
By R. Craig Zipkis
2 parts pineapple juice
1 part coconut rum
1 part seltzer water
A floater of dark rum is known as Bay Scum (because what floats at low tide?)
Or, a floater of banana rum is known as Garbage Barge (because where do you find banana peels?).
Give me a Low Tide with a Garbage Barge, hold the Bay Scum.
Damn bro your pap needs to purchase some Bosley for his low tide
if you don't make use of a favorable opportunity, you may never get the same chance again.
"Realizing the internship was a golden ticket to her dream career, Sarah knew she had to apply immediately. After all, time and tide wait for no man, and this opportunity might not come knocking again."
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When you piss at an angle causing a whirlpool in the bowl, then mid-stream, switch angles causing the urine to come to a halt before drifting the other way. Commonly done when taking an absurdly long piss.
Sorry I took forever guys. I had to change the tide in there and got some splash back...
Rough sex performed by a woman on another woman
Jonathan:"Hey did you hear that Ashley and Sarah had an ocean tide?"
Mark: "Seriously man? I wanted to ask Ashley out"
Jonathan: "Yeah dude"