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an app used for validation by women, used to fuel depression by men unless you’re very handsome
guy: hey man how’s that tinder app going?
other guy: considering i’m medium ugly, not fucking great
A dumb as fuck dating website where 99% of users are literal trash and never find love despite years of being on the app.
Guy: Mom, I got Tinder!
Mom: You're an idiot if you think you'll ever find love there you sick fuck
Swiping left so frequently on the Tinder app that you accidentally swipe left to someone you thought was attractive and instantly regret it.
Person 1: F*ck! Tinder finger!
Person 2: What happened?
Person 1: They were really hot but I kept swiping left so I swiped the hot person left too. Ugh, can I get them back?
Person 2: Nope...Tinder finger strikes again.
The act of habitually swiping one's index finger left on the Tinder app even if you meant to swipe right.
"Dammit! That guy was hot but my tinder finger betrayed me!"
"No! I swiped left! I hate this tinder finger!"
A horrible mixture of saliva, makeup and semen. Often found after sex, hence the name.
Freind 1: “I woke up in the middle of the night, my date was gone and my face was covered in Tinder Juice.”
Friend 2: “Oof, did you at least get her number?”
Friend 1: “No.”
Hey bro, how was your tinder sloot last night.
Let me just say, it was worth messaging her.
When a girl goes on a tinder date strictly for the free dinners.
Hey Mary I totally made another guy pay for the tinder dinner. I even ordered a takeaway box for you.