Sally tired

A state of being, unprecedented laziness.

An unimaginably lazy person, not limited to a female.

A person who's percieved 'needs' basically leaves them unable to function in normal day to day life.

A person who claims to always be tired but really just cant be bothered to do anything, ever.

Im sally tired, i didn't get my 10 hours sleep last night.

I cant believe how sally tired my sister is, she dumps her kids on anyone who will take them.

I swear i am not just lazy, i have a condition, im sally tired.

Stretched Tires

Stretched Tires are when car and truck enthusiasts install tires narrower than the wheels on their vehicle. Although this is often done because owners are too poor to buy the correct size rubber, some do it for "the look", unaware the fad started in the late 1990's in the gay male community of Mexico City where it continues to this day. The more "stretch" a man put on his truck tires indicated his status as being able to accept larger penises for anal sex. More stretch equals more dick.

My friend Chris wasn't getting much action until he put stretched tires on his Silverado. Now every time he goes to Home Depot, he brings home a Juan or Pedro to give him a good reaming.

spare tiring

Third wheeling for two couples, so one would be the fifth person (fifth wheel), hence the name spare tire.

Ricky and Jane went with John and Rachel to the movies on a double date. They invited David too. David politely declined, however, telling them that he didn't want to spend a perfectly good Friday night spare tiring.

Puke tired

When you’re so tired that you need to puke- you’re not sick, go to sleep.

Peepeepoopoo: Man I feel so sick
Boomer: how much sleep have you had?
Peepeepoopoo: not much
Boomer: you’re puke tired, get back to work!

introvert tired

The feeling you get after being with a group of people or just a single person.

School was great today, although I am a little introvert tired.

shitfaced tired

When you are so tired that you act as if you are drunk and sometimes don't remember what you said or did the next morning

jill: thanks for walking me home last night, and all the sweet things you said to me

john: We hung out last night? Damn, i'm sorry. I must have been shitfaced tired

nap tired

When you're tired enough to take a good 1-3 hour nap, but not tired enough for your sleep to be considered a night's worth.

"Why are you up at 3 AM?"
"I tried to go to sleep at midnight, but I was only nap tired, so I woke up at 2:30, unable to go back to sleep."