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1. The most American man in fucking America.
More American than if George Washington fucked Betsy Ross.
2. A famous country singer.
Toby Keith is just fucking American.
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Contravertial alcoholic, dickie-bow wearing, TV Chef/funnyman who used his outdoor cookery programme as a weak pretext to travel the world, patronise and insult the local tribesmen, take advantage of local hospitality and get totally shitted on the local 'tipple' whilst simultaneously attempting to cook (and often fail spectacularly) their regional speciality dish. Sadly now deceased after years of alcohol abuse ravaged his slowly pickled body into submission.
Can we watch 'Keith Floyd around the Med' at 9pm tonight, apparently he's in Tunisia this time and apart from cooking lamb tagine with apricots he's going to be getting ripped to the tits on their local brew and taking the piss out of some local goatherders?
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To make a considerable mess or leave an area very untidy. This typically includes food.
Bloody hell, look what he’s done there. He’s had a right keith out.
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hey check out my keith chan, isnt it AWESOME?
SUCK MY KEITH CHAN BITCH!
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A 40 oz, regular can or regular bottle of beer, usually from a cooler or a pack of beer. Popularized in the late-80's, early-90's St. Louis area hip-hop and computer hacker scene.
Damn this shit is empty... throw a brother another Keith Sweat dog.
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Short for a BIG PENIS that is at least 10 inches.
joel keith - why is my peen so big
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Molly Keith is your upstairs neighbor that happens to supply you with that good good. He has good intentions but often ends up in a predicament. He has great vibes and stellar music taste. Molly Keith has a cat named Rosa and would die for her. Molly Keith is a great friend and an even better neighbor.
Where did you get that from? Oh well Molly Keith of course.
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