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To remove all the marmalade from a jar, fill it half way up with your own faece, and then fill it back up with the marmalade.
"Oh man john ate my leftovers again, so i totally did an Ezra Murray on his marmalade, i cant wait for him to find it!"
A Leah Elizabeth Murray is the most important person you could ever stumble upon, she is tall and gorgeous and her hair is like no other. She has a series of freckles that run down her arms, one specific cluster looking like the constellation Cancer, which is truly the most extraordinary feature any human could have.
She has a little red dot under her right eye, yet she cannot tell her lefts from her rights no matter how hard she tries. On her left arm you’ll find a little white scar, she’ll probably never tell you how she got it, but i know; i know a lot about her.
The colour purple suits her best, her dog has the same name as mine, her brother is funny, she has an unhealthy obsession with nathan carter, her taste in men is almost as bad as her taste in women, and the racing au is ours.
You may think you know platonic love but you don’t until you’ve met your Leah Elizabeth Murray; I’d forgive her if she killed and if listen to her (yap about her current obsession) even if i were deaf. I still don’t understand your mha or why your first tab in SOA is *THAT* but i’ll get over it. Sally face isn’t that bad i’ll admit, they are kinda racing au.
You’ll never meet a person kinder than this Leah Elizabeth Murray, her tolerance for assholes is outstanding and her tolerance for me still baffles even myself. She’s scarily smart and she cries at almost everything tbf but i hope i never ever never have another bestfriend, i want this one here please forever she my fav
person 1: “is that Leah Elizabeth Murray?”
person 2: “hell yeah it is! just look at her! She’s got the gorgeous hair, she’s tall, her figure is to die for and looks she’s got the short one beside her!”
megan: “oi.”
a nigger faggot that deserves hot sauce poured down his penis. (he fucked my dog) he once shoved an entire pvc pipe into his squiggly diggly. some might refer to him as a child molester. (edp445 roleplayer) he is also jew that looks like jack harlow.
your acting like Caleb Murray right now
A human being with absolutely ZERO brain cells. A person that watches minrecraft vore and the be-headings of animals at lunch. A person that everyone in school despises.
1 - Dude, you are so Caleb Murray!
2 - You are such a Caleb Murray
A one-of-a-kind man who cares greatly for children. His nose can penetrate any orifice and his mind is filled with the screams of thousands of children.
Wow, that guy has been hanging round the playground for hours, oh, wait, never mind, it's just Stevie Murray.
Bound as a warning, as something said that will astonish you, shock you.
Will Smith posts a video, captioned '' Me n' @jadapinkettsmith got all dressed up to choose chaos, right before the INCIDENT.
Comment:
'' Wanna hear a joke, Murray? ''
She is the best person alive and we always be loyal to you she is truly beautiful and will knock your socks of she is a loving person and will love you till her last breath
Marin Murray is the love of my life