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road lamp

A person that is an absolute tool, idiot, thicko. Lacking intelligence and savvy.

"That geeza was an absolute road lamp."

"I couldn't believe he thought I was a UKIP supporter. What a fucking road lamp."

by Dungle February 12, 2015


It's all lamps

A phrase often yelled by a disgruntled old man who cannot find what he is looking for.

"What do you mean this is a hardware store it's all lamps?!"

by mongoes February 10, 2012


Floor lamp

Lamp found on floor

The floor lamp is on the floor

by Playboi.jerr March 19, 2023


Gas lamping

When you gaslight someone into thinking the real term is “gas lamping

Friend- “dude I was totally gaslighting this guy earlier…”
You- “I think the correct term is actually gas lamping.”
Friend- “what? No it’s not.”
You- “uh yeah it is. What are you stupid or something? It’s gas lamping.”

by pancakehandler July 11, 2022


Lamp dancing

The act of dancing erotically on a lamp post when you can't find a pole or a lap to dance on.

"I'm feeling frisky and I want to give you a lamp dance!"
"You girls need to stop lamp dancing and get back to work!"

by The Erotic Frenchie June 12, 2017


daddy lamp

Abusive sugar daddy

Chris Brown is Rihannas daddy lamp

by secretly.hate.all.these.bitche December 20, 2016


lamp nigger

A "lamp nigger" is an African American man that switches on and off your lights without you knowing.

-Did you turn the light off?
-No, it was propably the lamp nigger.

by LampNigger September 22, 2017

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