A person that is an absolute tool, idiot, thicko. Lacking intelligence and savvy.
"That geeza was an absolute road lamp."
"I couldn't believe he thought I was a UKIP supporter. What a fucking road lamp."
A phrase often yelled by a disgruntled old man who cannot find what he is looking for.
"What do you mean this is a hardware store it's all lamps?!"
When you gaslight someone into thinking the real term is “gas lamping”
Friend- “dude I was totally gaslighting this guy earlier…”
You- “I think the correct term is actually gas lamping.”
Friend- “what? No it’s not.”
You- “uh yeah it is. What are you stupid or something? It’s gas lamping.”
The act of dancing erotically on a lamp post when you can't find a pole or a lap to dance on.
"I'm feeling frisky and I want to give you a lamp dance!"
"You girls need to stop lamp dancing and get back to work!"
A "lamp nigger" is an African American man that switches on and off your lights without you knowing.
-Did you turn the light off?
-No, it was propably the lamp nigger.
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