Cow Tool

a man who dates large women and enjoys sucking on their breasts.

Woah! That man dating Tammy is such a cow tool!

Imp cow

A term that refers to goats.

I've seen an imp cow that was walking down the road

cow call

The opposite of a cat call. Making a moo noise at a person you find unattractive. Generally disrespectful.

* driving past a large woman *
Jeff: "moooooooooo"
Rob: "did you just cow call her? that's not cool"

Lemon Cow

A rare species of cow which milk tastes sour. We call these cows Lemon Cows.

Guy 1: Wow this milk is really sour

Guy 2 : I think you are drinking spoiled milk
Guy 1: No this milk is from the rare and elusive Lemon Cow
Guy 2 : Right...

Cow and Chicken

Some homoerotic show that appears on Cartoon Network. Heavy use of pink, cream, and aqua colors, references to anuses, frequent cross-dressing, the idea of having a rooster as the main character, and there is some red homosexual demon who walks around naked. How this show was ACTUALLY approved for kids is beyond all known forms of logic.

The sickest episode of Cow and Chicken was that episode where the chicken apparently masturbated into a milk-sampling cup in an attempt to be a cow.

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cow corner

fielding position in cricket that is in between mid wicket and long on. often not used and is a vacant paddock on the field that a batsman can aim for if slogging.

cracking shot there by Hussey! six runs over cow corner.

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Lazy Cow

A woman that is quite capable of doing a days work, but chooses instead to dodge out of her duties. IE, if at work, hiding in the toilets, filing nails, chatting, making personal phone calls.

From 1998 - 1999, I had to "carry" a woman named "Margaret" as well as my own job, the lazy cow used to bug me so much that I wanted to punch her lights out.

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