ducking

The act in which one human being, who is mentally disturbed, uses the molar joints (which are capable of inducing 600 lbs of crushing force) against an unsuspecting individual to the buttocks...with intentions to permanently leave teeth marks, and possibly even cause scarring. The meeting point of impact, between such teeth and the meat of the cheek, results in a severe jump, followed by a scream to be heard from the harassed individual. Then witnessed is usually tears from the victim, as he/she (usually HE)collapses to the ground, holding the damaged cheek while in the fetal position.

I want to go ducking on your cute little right cheek... are you ready???

...5 mins later...

Ahhhhhh, my ass!!! I've been ducked!

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duck

an undercover cop. we use this word as code for them in my town near chicago. the reason we use it is because the initials for undercover cop are UC. and dUCk has UC in it.

Little Susie got stung by a duck for selling him three grams of Heroin.

or

Yo! Tyrone! Get rid o that crack fo' the ducks cap yo ass!

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Duck

1.) an type of aquatic bird that works for the government.

2.) A self-given nickname for a girl who's probably actually called Chloe. overtly kind and bubbly, the mom friend of the group. a good artist who crushes on her own characters. one of the best friends in a friend group along with another chick named izza. also, probably questioning her sexuality and calls herself a questioning quack

That's a cute duck!
Why does she call herself duck?

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duck

an ugly girl

yo don't talk to her man, she's a duck

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duck

among drug dealers, especially in florida in the late 90's and early 00's, the term 'duck' refers to underlings, individuals lower down the distribution network, as in 'get your ducks in a row'. derogatory/belittling.

'don't worry about what he says, he's just a duck'

'that kids a duck, he doesn't know sh*t'

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duck

a) a penis that is usually infested with 2 or more S.T.D.'s

b) a word that describes ur penis in an exsited tone

a) " my dicks on a flap like a duck!!"
b) "MY DUCK!!"

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Duck duck dick

Sam’s favorite game to play other than pubg

Person 1: wanna play a game?
Person 2: which game?
Person 1: Duck duck dick, of course!
Person 2: No thanks, I’m not a thirsty pubg vagene.