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When having sex with a menstruating woman, the penis is pulled out just prior to ejaculation, then manually ejaculated into the pool of smelly blood on the sheet. The resulting mixture is known as a "Strawberry Milkshake"
I heard Tommy shared a strawberry milkshake with your girlfriend.
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After a successful donkey punch, the mixture of fecal matter, semen and occasionally blood that oozes from the unconscious (fe)male's anus.
After a night of wild sex, the sheets were drenched in Gladys' donkey milkshake.
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When you change from anal intercourse to oral sex right at the moment of climax.
We were having sex the other night when I decided to give her a chocolate milkshake.
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a sexual act where a man craps and cums in a girls mouth the girl then either mixes it up in her mouth and spits it on the mans penis or swallows and then throws it up on his penis he then has sex with her with the mixture on his penis.
guy: hey baaaaabyy wanna chocolate milkshake?
girl: hell no thats nasty!
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When a group of strictly men get together in a house or office space that is devoid of furniture drink each others milkshakes deep into the night. Penetrating each others boundaries and coming to completion after each male has been satisfied.
Strictly Male 1: "Rob is having a milkshake party to celebrate his new business, we should go."
Strictly Male 2: "I'd love to. There better not be any furniture."
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Ejaculating into an orange with a hole cut in it large enough for your penis then letting it get cool then someone drinking it.
John Smith-"Dude I was so bored last night i made an Orange Milkshake do want some?" John Doe-"Sure (Takes A Drink), OMG DUDE WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS" John Smith-"Hahaha, you just drank my cum!!!"
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Millions of Milkshakes is the latest celebrity bandwagon. It's an outlet at 8910 Santa Monica Boulevard (West Hollywood) that allows you to customise your own overpriced milkshake. But, even though you'll never have Barack Obama's power or Britney Spears' fame you can have a small piece of their world by purchasing a "Celebrity Shake" that they've specified. Basically, Millions of Milkshakes has thought this up to get people through the door. Millions of Milkshakes gets press. The celebrities get press. Win, win!
Wendy: "Hey, do you want to go to Millions of Milkshakes?"
Lucy: "Maybe another time, I don't feel like milkshake right now!"
Wendy: "Are you sure? Miley Cyrus went there once!"
Lucy: "Well, why didn't you say so? Of course I'll go to Millions of Milkshakes!"
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