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a new Canadian term for a person obsessed with others' spelling and grammar, even in online chat rooms and other such informal settings.
person a) stop being such a nit-pick
person b) what's a nit-pick?
person a) a grammar Nazi in Canadian English
person b) oh ok, but er isn't there an informal grammar for chatrooms and stuff?
person a) not IMHO
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V. To be slow or take forever to do something.
N. A person who is slow or takes forever to do something
V. We're in a hurry, so don't pick ass!
N. We're late. Can you be more of a pick ass?
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The picking of arse hairs and fiddling with them while bored.
Joshua was watching TV with his brother and started dingleberry picking.
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When someone steals Apple Products such as iPhones, iPads, iPod Touches, and other stuff created by Apple.
Person 1: Some guy was Apple Picking his iPhone.
Person 2: I still have my iPad on my backpack to avoid that Apple Picker.
Person 1: I think that guy wanted an iPhone so bad.
Person 2: I hope I don't get robbed...
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When you see a guy/girl across the room and just know that they are an easy fuck. To fully identify a person who is easy pickings you have to take a selfie in bed with them, then title it 'easy pickings' and send to all your friends. If they allow this they are easy pickings, if they get angry and leave, they are still probably easy pickings.
Me:Oi mate did you see that dead average girl I fucked last night?
Jack: yeah mate opened the Snapchat selfie when I woke up this morning
Me:ahahaha such easy pickings
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I was gonna fuck Sherlie last night, but Jake was a dumbass and fucking dick picked me.
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A penis with no girth, so small and thin one could utilize it as a toothpick.
We had a great time, but he dropped his pants and I saw a dick pick, so I ran the hell out of there
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