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Dragon's Neck

A noun describing the skin that attaches the scrotum to the penis.
While the penis is flacid and scrotum saggy, said skin is often seems very abundant in quantity thus resembling the front neck of a mature/ old dragon.

Often loose, hanging, saggy in nature with multible, vertical layers of skin.

This loose state of the genitalia is often caused by a warm, humid environment. Therefore it is most prone to appear in the heat of the summer or if you dress properly in winter.

"Damn, I got my dragon's neck stuck in my zipper again!"

"I got some saggy ass dragon's neck going on right now, I tell ya."

"Woww, that dude's got enough dragon's neck to use it as a boat sail!!"

by Simca April 19, 2013


booty neck

The worst insult you could give to anyone.

Shut up with yo booty neck head ass.

by gayssuck1987 December 31, 2018


Pappert neck

Where one allows an x amount of dirt to accumulate on the back of one's neck causing them to give the appearance that they do not wash the neck

Damn you got pappert neck.

by Pappert neck October 11, 2015


soft necking

The feeling/motion of being so drunk that you have no control of your head because your neck is soft. A level of drunkness.

"Dude! You're soft necking, sober up!"

by babybeem December 21, 2014


Neck Gravy

Semen, specifically that of which is the result of fellatio. The use of the word is most effective around the holidays and in fall and winter. Neck Gravy is a bit too heavy and rich for hot weather.

"She gave me a blowjob and got a bigger helping of Neck Gravy than she expected."

"There's nothing wrong with that throat that a good dose of Neck Gravy won't cure."

"Pass the neck gravy, please."

by Poop S. December 21, 2005

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iphone neck

Neck pain that derives from constantly looking down at your iphone, keeping the person from being involved in any social setting.

Chris is constantly saying words like, huh or what, because he can't keep up with conversations since he suffers from iphone neck, thus isolating him from a normal social life.

by Sweatbee December 29, 2010

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I'll be neck

This means the same as the phrase " I'll be back " or " I'll return ". Neck is being used as a synonym or substitute for Return. If back is being used a as a synonym for return, neck should be considered equivalent because the neck area is on the posterior side of your body. The throat area is in the front and the neck is on the back of the body. Neck, back and your rear end (butt) are all on the posterior side of your body, they are all on the equivalent side of your body. Therefore they are all synonyms for return.

- I'll be neck after I take a break.
- I'll be neck in a hour, please clean up the table for dinner.
- Well I'll be necked, if I don't come back with food.
- I'll be neck (necked) if I ever come back here.
- I'll be neck after lunch.
- I'll get my neck back here in about a week or so.
- I'll get my neck and leave if you don't stop.

by Equal crack December 28, 2016

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