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When a girl gets sunburned, and then the guy finishes all on her back.
I took Ashley to the beach and she fell asleep. She woke up and I gave her the toaster strudel.
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(v) To cover a girl's face with a vast amount of semen, reminiscient of the commercials for the popular product by Pillsbury. Also known as a facial, bukkake, or cumshot
(n) A big cumshot or facial on a girls face
(v) "Damn dude, I toaster strudeled that bitch hardcore and she almost drowned."
(n) "That girl was the recipient of a quite large toaster strudel."
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When you have a really hot(warm) dick
Ex. William M. "hey guys I have a question?"
Gerald G. "What's your question?"
William M. "why is my dick always hot?"
Gerald G. "you have a toaster dick!"
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A term used for a straight girl who a lesbian may find challenging to get. Normally a conservative, homophobic, rich girl who is near impossible to have sex with.
"I am determined to have sex with Sarah. She is definitely a golden toaster"
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When you have a literal toaster in your ass.
Or, when you anally pound a bitch, the friction is so intense you warm dat as up.
Sandra: Jimmy offered me an anal toaster, I was so confused I had to try it.
Jimmy: Last night was so crazy, Sandra let me anal toaster dat ass.
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A nickname you give a girl named Zoey. But only if the girl is extremely awesome and has a sword.
I love Zoaster the Toaster. She totally killed me with her sword.
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1) Likes toasted computers
2) Likes PIE
3) Likes randomness
4) Likes Spam programs
5) Naturally lazy
6) Hate's physical activity of any kind (who doesn't)
7) Has annoyingly Curly Hair
8) Invents days (eg Unhappy error 404 day 04/04/05)
9) Does not own a toaster
10) Uses the phrase "I see..." too much on msn
Someone says "Hello"
Toasty says "I see..."
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