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An extremly large amount of something, usually refering to illegal substances or food.
Dude me and Armondo just smoked a shit ass ton of weed!
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A large woman who knows how to please a man.
Peter: I can't believe you slept with Jenn. She's pushing 500 pounds dude!!
Matt: I know man, but that bitch is two tons of fun!
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A women who weighs more than 250 pounds and/or is visibly overweight to the point where she is no longer just fat.
You see that women over there, that is what you call a ton-o-fun.
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Fred: Check it out! I had a party last night and now I have three full trash cans of beer cans to recycle!
Steve: Wow. That is a metric fuck-ton of aluminum cans.
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1.take a shit in your pants...that is a shit-ton of shit in your pants.
2.shit-load*shit-load = shit-ton cuFt/Lb.
'I have a shit-ton of shit to do today.'
'That girls got a shit-ton of ass!'
'Now, that's a shit-ton.'
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A shitload is alot, so a shit-ton must be alot more, no? And the metric, well, the metric system is just badass so I think thats self explanatory
When I started my car, it let out a metric shit-ton of smoke.
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a measurement made popular by yogscast sips. This metric measurement is approximately 609.420 kg. the unit of measurement is mainly used to describe one unit of dirt ( which is one metric shit ton).
Guy one: we have to haul this metric shit ton by tomorrow
Guy two: why don't you just call it a unit?
Guy one: because I can!
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