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When you already have defecated once in the morning, but feel the overwhelming urge to do so again. This may occur a short time after the first, or while still seated on the toilet after wiping. The urge to drop a quad. See also Load torpedo tubes 1 & 2.
Man Josh, I already went once, but load torpedo tubes 3 & 4, I'm going again!
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When you feel the need to drop a deuce in the morning. The uncomfortable urge to defecate. See also Load torpedo tubes 3 & 4
I just finished my coffee and seriously have to go. LOAD TORPEDO TUBES 1 & 2!!
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The distance semen travels over the female body.
Man, I have a super long torpedo range. I aimed from her vagina all the way to her hair.
A large(Or small, whatever floats your boat)penis that is shaped like a torpedo soaked in paint.
Customer: I'd like to buy some paint.
Store Clerk: May I ask what for?
Customer: Gotta give my golden torpedo a fresh coat.
When you are in the middle of sex , get up, run and dive into your partners vagina or anal cavity.
Baby I don’t think you’re ready for this big ol japanese torpedo.
To defecate with such force, it explodes out of your arse.
DON’T GO IN THERE!!! I just launched an Arse Torpedo into the toilet bowl!!!!
As she farts, shoot your load inside her arsehole.
She farted just as I was ready to finish, gave me the perfect opening for my protein torpedo