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touch of a paedophile
A football term when someone miscontrols the ball. Touch of a paedophile, hardly the softest of touches.
When someone knocks the ball out of play, you shout that was the touch of a paedophile.
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when a guy f**ks a girl in her mouth
She LOVES to have her "Tonsils Touched".
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We all have heard of The Midas touch. In Greek mythology, King Midas had the ability - and the curse - to turn everything he touched into gold.
The Murphy's touch: Everything he touches turns into shit.
(As seen on Newsvine.com)
Boss: I'm giving the project to John.
Me: Don't do it, Boss. John's got a Murphy's Touch.
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A saying that is used when someone has waited FAR too long to have a shit. It
verbalises the possible condition that the lead end of a shit has protruded beyond the opening of the anus and has made contact with their undergarment.
I need to find a bathroom right now.. I'm TOUCHING CLOTH
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An original sound track of an anime titled Yachirin Bitch Club or as known as Yaribu. The song is singed by the voice actors of the character.
See also: Yachirin Bitch Club
I'm in the mood for some upbeat song, Alexa play Touch You
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When you are struggling to hold in a poo, and its tip has breached the sphincter and is touching your underwear.
Dude, I've gotta get to a toilet quick, I'm touching cloth here!
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when you have to shit so bad your shit is doing the turtle and pokes out and touches your underwear
We gotta pull over and get to the gas station quick cause I'm touchin fabric over here.
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