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When someone gets so pissed off that they forget that their parents/teachers/bosses can see what they say and go on a swearing binge that usually takes place in comment threads on a wall post or status. At its worst, Facebook Tourette's dissolves into a shapeless, embarrassing deluge of profanity that lacks any semblance of grammar.
Tommy: LOL shut up jimmy
Jimmy: no tommy you shut the f@*k up you f@*king b*%@h d*%k piss s@!t d@*k f^*k
Tommy: dude you should be medicated i think u have facebook tourette's
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When a hacker breaks into your computer and changes your sentences into mean things when you are IM-ing so that you seem like you have tourettes.
Say if you typed in "I like new haircut". The Online Tourettes hacker would type in," I HATE your UGLY haircut, its GAY!!
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A middle-aged man with a sick, sexual fetish for pretending to have tourettes. He has staged his own death as to not put anymore shame on himself or his parents.
He is known for saying Bob Saget as a cussword, and calling a political figure Colonel Clusterfuck.
"Did you see the tourettes guy on Youtube, the world's greatest social flaw?"
"Yeah, yeah I did. He was all like 'BOB SAGET' and I laughed.
"Good story, mate."
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a.k.a. 'nymphomaniacism'. Sexual tourettes is a tragic syndrome common in men and slightly rarer in women which gives them the inability to control their sexual impulses. It is highly contagious, and can be caught from this list:
-Your parents
-Your friends (not that you have any, I mean your using the urban dictionary so...)
-Your siblings
-Everyone above the age of 6 when they have a large lump in their pants... or like... you know what I mean
"Did you see Johnny at the wedding? He must have sexual tourettes. You could have mistaken him for the priest or something"
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when people are constantly swearing uncontrollably
fuck shit dick cunt bitch wanker
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They tendency of liberals to engage in political debate by using foul language, very often a string of foul words in place of content. .
I tried to chat with an online liberal, but he only responded by calling me a series of gutter names. Must have Liberal Tourette Syndrome.
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A neurological disorder that is characterized by invoking the tragic events of September 11, 2001 in places where they don't belong.
The phrase was coined by Jon Stewart of The Daily Show on Octover 1, 2007.
Actual examples of 9/11 Tourette's:
"I also think there have been subsequent intervening events, September 11, which cast somewhat of a different light on the second ammendment."
"Won't you 9/11 help us 9/11? Because 9/11 is a terrible 9/11 to 9/11."
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