Knittin' Up Traffic

Weaving through traffic; not cutting cars off so much as dodging them on your way through at a slightly higher rate of speed.

Damn, dude, you should've seen this close call. I was knittin' up traffic this morning, ridin' out on the slab, and a lady came driving out of nowhere, cutting me off with no brake lights. I almost hit her!

Walking Into Heavy Traffic

Strolling into a bar over-populated by unattractive, overweight women.

"Dude, I went to Wildhorse looking to score and found myself walking into heavy traffic."

cross town traffic

Not to be confused with the Jimi Hendrix song, cross town traffic, is a deed of love making/ coprophelia/ scat fetish/ poop love in which to lovers/fuckers both drop trough and poop into each others buttholes simultaneously. This act, in its purest form, is physically impossible, however, in theory it can one of the most beautiful acts of love making that ever existed.

HEY! BRO! me and that girl last night was KARAZEE we fucking partook in cross town traffic all night all over the frat house.

SISTA, SISTA, SISTA, I nabbed me some hawt white boy dick last night and we scatted, tossed each others salads and even did this crazy ass white boy thing called cross town traffic. To say the least I was thorougly satisfied.

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Traffic Cone Lover

Somebody who is obsessed or loves Traffic Cone pictures depicting underage prepubescent Traffic Cones, not always in sexual situations.

I love cones, i want to have intercourse with Traffic Cones

Me : i want to fuck cones > Traffic Cone Lover

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Slovakian traffic cone

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A Slovakian traffic cone

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Happy Traffic CD

A particular compilation CD (mixed tape-esque) that was scientifically formulated to reduce stress if listened to while in heavy traffic or all out jams.

Happy Traffic CD Track List:

1. "Ants Marching" - Dave Mathews Band
2. "Flagpole Sitta" - Harvey Danger
3. "My Own Worst Enemy" - Lit
4. "Rockin' the Suburbs" - Ben Folds
5. "Amsterdam" - Guster
6. "The Impression That I Get" - Mighty Mighty Bosstones
7. "Lay Down Sally" - Eric Clapton
8. "Stuck in the Middle With You" - Steve Miller Band
9. "I Wanna Hold Your Hand" - The Beatles
10. "Down To Earth" - Barenaked Ladies
11. "I Love Music" - Flunk
12. "No Rain" - Blind Melon
13. "Draggin' the Line" - R.E.M.
14. "Imitosis" - Andrew Bird
15. "Jimi Thing" - Dave Mathews Band
16. "Viva La Vida" - Coldplay
17. "I'm Yours" - Jason Mraz
18. "The Way I Am" - Ingrid Michaelson

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Air Traffic Controller

similar to a wingman, an air traffic controller will help a fellow lad get a girl, `the big difference between a wingman and an air traffic controller, the air traffic controller will not engage with the girl, also the air traffic controller will help the lad with any problems that may arise in the lads pulling process.

"Here comes Lucy's ex." "oh, he will be a total cockblock to greg, he has been trying to get Lucy all night." "Don't worry, I will be his Air traffic controller and distract him."

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