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Application of various disreputable and/or dishonest strategies, employed by the giver in a regifting situation, calculated to deceive the recipient into a) believing that the gift was not known by the giver to be undesirable at the time of giving (e.g., broken, malfunctioning, diseased, leaking, putrid, hazardous, malodorous, untrained, etc.), while, b) concealing the fact that the giver has already received his purchase price back through application of some other white trash artifice. Closely related to white trash rebate, white trash refund, white trash warranty claim, white trash exchange, etc.
Claudette, Claude's double 3/4 cousin, would not have been hesitant to complain that the "resting" gerbil he gave her on her 7th birthday hadn't moved in 3 days, had she known that she was the victim of a white trash regifting and that Claude had already obtained a refund plus a "disposal fee" thrown in as a bonus.
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Someone who mixes regular brewed coffee with a flavored coffee (french vanilla,toffee,etc) mostly done with gas station nasty powder coffee. Also a flavor vodka can be added instead of a flavor syrup like real coffee
I mixed me some coffee with French vanilla starbucks is too expensive so I wanted a white trash latte'.
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Walks like an Egyptian, usually a Raiders fan, like to feed raccoons, enjoys going Balls to the wall, should not be trusted with knives. Typically breeds snakes, and has demon looking dogs and a fat girlfriend. Has the ability to cast Polka spells and regurgitate rabbit carcass's
Look at that guy a the bar, he's such a white trash king.
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The act of dousing yourself with multiple fragrance of Axe or cologne and rubbing water in your hair because you are too lazy/scuzzy to take a real shower.
Ah we have to leave in like 3 minutes let me go take a white trash shower real fast.
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A party where the guest dress up as "white trash", drink cheap beer, and pretend they live in a trailer park. Invitations are best handmade using construction paper, or better yet the back of a beer label.
Outfits for girls should include: bleached hair, rollers, belly tops, light washed jean mini skirts, fishnets, pageant hair, really high heels, jean vests
Outfits for guys should include: mullets, trucker hats, mustaches with beard, cut off shorts, hunter attire
Decorations generally involve Nascar, Christmas decorations in the summer, wrestling posters, lots of duct tape.
Music should be Def Leppard, Lynard Skynard, etc.
Dude, I can't wait to hit up that White Trash Bash! I got a kiddie pool to use as the cooler!
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Guys whose names start with D, the whitest pieces of shit on earth.
That guy Danny is such white trash, he picks his nose.
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Dressing as low-class as one dares, dining at a down-scale eatery, and attending a low-brow entertainment event
"We celebrated Buffy's birthday with a white trash outing to Mickey Dee's and a pro wrestling match. I plastered the makeup on, wore a skimpy midriff top, and brought her a Hostess cupcake with a candle on top!"
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