Truck driver

Person granted the access to operate or drive a truck with a legal license.

Poor truck driver sits in a damn truck all day, this is probably his best option for staying fit.

"It's pretty decent money, I think." - /u/Press3000

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truck grabber

when someone grabs the trucks of a skateboard when holding it and not the deck itself

guys look at that douch grabbing the trucks "what a truck grabber"

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yard truck

A yard truck is a truck that is not roadworthy, or registered, will not pass inspection, and is only used off road. Typically used in the yard to haul junk around. You can find them at almost any wrecking yard with shirtless toothless wonders behind the wheel.

Hoss! Fire up dat yard truck en get dis dogshit outta heeea!!

Awww fuck! It wont staaat!

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fuck the truck

A term used by broadcast professionals meaning that almost all wires will be run with the male end going into the truck. For triax, bnc, xlr, etc. Except for program returns and intercom feeds.

When the PA asked how to run the cables, the engineer replied "fuck the truck".

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honey truck

trucks that work in the shit industry. they are used to empty ceptic tanks and transport the shit to the treatment center. it is the nastiest job ever.

damn he smells, he must drive a honey truck

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Milf Truck

When a Milf is driving her kids to or from school in an SUV or 4 Wheel Drive Vehicle.

Did you see the tits on the Milf in the Milf Truck?

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cock trucking

Verb. To knock someone down with a pelvic thrust. Similar in nature to a hip check.

It is strongly recommended that you wear a cup while cock trucking.

Cock trucking midgets can lead to eye injuries (for the midgets of course).

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