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Over trusting a fart

It’s when you think you are going to just fart and you shit your pants

Over trusting a fart can be very messy.

by Spacey69 January 17, 2023


zero trust network

When a company has no trust in you, your damn machines, or it’s network.

Damn playa, your company deployed a zero trust network? Thats some dope shit!

by ITWaze March 2, 2018


Trust Your Monks

(1)The action of being able to secure yourself from another person's insult.

(2)Command Form: Implying that you have played a joke on your friend, or if your friend has failed miserably and you want to expose his/her failur.

(1) After leaving the classroom, Lancaster realized that he left his backpack unwatched,

thus realizing that he can't trust his monks.

(2) Everybody told Dillon, "Trust Your Monks" because he could not beat beat Bloons 15 on the computar.

by MonkMaster123 May 22, 2009


trust your gut

Trusting your gut means following the physical feelings your body gives you that you are making the right or wrong decision. They are feelings of intuition that occur when the neurons in your gut communicate with those in your brain.

alex: you were right,that night was a disaster.

anna:told you,always trust your gut.

by artemis♡ May 7, 2023


penile trust fall

This is when you are poised over a waiting hole and you yell “woooka wooka trust me babah” then thrust forward with all your strength. Your member lodged deeply within the hole the recipient will likely scream gasp or pass out briefly then be transported to nirvana where they will be instantly given orgasmic bliss and never again will they be subjects to complaints about the price of corn or the availability of oat derivatives used in the production of goat or duck semen.

Ed: I’m not ready for this

Joe: WOOKA WOOKA BABAH

ED: aaaaaaaarrerggghhh that hurts omg! Omg! I can’t …….. ooooh I’ve reached nirvana and suddenly I’m no longer concerned with my goat semen supply chain. Deeper! Deeper!

Joe: hell yes! Ima give you another penile trust fall when I reload my sac!

Ed: this is love.

by Ka05mau5 April 22, 2023

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I Trust Emily

Livermore based alternative band founded by Robert Sanlis and Nathan Graves; Original line up included Robert Sanlis on guitar and lead vocals, Nathan Graves on bass and vocals, Robby Ruef on guitar and Brent McGarvey on drums and percussion. Ruef was forced to leave the band in June of 2010 and the band continued as a three-piece. In January of 2012, McGarvey was repositioned to guitar when Alan Schellenberger was added to the line up as the new drummer drummer.

"Dude did you see I Trust Emily's show last night?!"

"Ya man! It was sick. But I can't talk now I have to go worship the shine I made of Robert Sanlis' hiar"

by I Trust Emily fan February 15, 2012

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boyfriend brain trust

A group of discarded girls that No man wants to date. They gather together and give each other advice on dating which seems idiotic because it is. They all have dogs or cats which are their replacements for men.

The boyfriend brain trust is gathering this weekend to decide whether or not Cathy should attempt to date Rich.

by 1chickenfucker February 25, 2017

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