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A male character who goes viral on Tumblr for perceived attractiveness based on an established formula. Usually white, tall, dresses fancy and is evil or has a ‘dark side.’ Though the character can be non human or non human and anthrofied to fit the said formula. Most of the time, said character isn’t really as attractive as Tumblr weirdly makes him out to be.
Ex: “Sans is literally just a magic skeleton, I have no idea how he turned into a Tumblr Sexyman.”
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The Tumblr Sexyman is a male character that goes viral on tumblr typically being:
White, fit, tall, in a suit or formally dressed and being evil or having a dark side.
If the character is non human such as Bill Cipher (from Gravity Falls) or Tony the talking clock (from Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared) they would often draw them as human form.
The Tumblr Sexyman craze began with a character called the Once-ler (from The Lorax) as you can see he has the characteristics of the tumblr sexyman
(Also btw they ship the Once-ler with... the Once-ler weird right?)
A notable character is Alastor (from Hazbin Hotel) infamously known for looking like he was specifically designed to be a sexyman then actually being one.
If you want to know more characters that count as a Tumblr Sexyman there is a sexypedia for all the characters.
Person 1: Frank from subway surfers kinda hot
Person 2: He’s literally just some basic Tumblr Sexyman
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A person on Tumblr who gets easily offended over mostly anything they see, threaten you, attempt to call you out. They claim to be feminists but hate men entirely, make up extremely stupid genders or sexualities, and basically make themselves look retarded.
*Also, its always only black people being praised on there for being themselves and free.
>>>No mention of Asians, Mexicans, or any thing else, only blacks <<<
Tumblr tards will also be offended over this.
So 75% of Tumblr.
Person 1: "I love peanut butter."
Tumblr Tard 1: oMG WHAT THE FUCK!1?!1!!11 MY LEG GOT CUT IN HALF BECAUSE OF PEANUT BUTTER, YOU INSENSITIVE FUCK!11!! THIS FUCKING SHIT HAPPENS ALL THE FUCKING TIME AND HERE YOU ARE JUST MESSING AROUND WITH IT?!?! DIE WHITE MALE CIS SCUM. TRIGGERED, REPORTED, BLOCKED.
Tumblr Tard 2: OH mY GOD?? U GO GURL, SAY IT LOUDER 4 THE PPL IN TEH BACK1!1! SPREAD DIS LIKE A WELDFIRE!1!1!1
Person 2: God damn Tumblr Tards.
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When one develops a "crush" or extreme liking to someone's Tumblr page and imagines this person would be their soulmate in real life.
"Meaghan has a huge Tumblr Crush on OMGREG."
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Tumblr refugees are people who left Tumblr and joined Twitter following the 2018 porn ban. It is likely that another wave of refugees will come now that iOS has banned many tags on Tumblr.
These users tend to be young white women who are incredibly pure. They make callout posts on everyone, enjoy starting drama, have bad games, stealing art, and think literally everything is problematic and evil, such as Danganronpa. Ironically, they hate porn, despite leaving tumblr because of them banning that. Perhaps they should have stayed there then. Twitter has become exponentially worse thanks to the Tumblr users.
Their fandoms tend to be Sonic the Hedgehog, She-Ra, Kipo, Dreamworks Trolls, Cookie Run, Sanrio, Undertale, RWBY, Sk8, Camp Cretaceous, No Straight Roads, Animal Crossing, The Owl House, K-Pop, Pokemon, Splatoon, Studio Ghibli, FNAF, Moomin, and Vocaloid. They think everything else is problematic.
Alyssa: Breathing is disrespectful to dead people uwu! Now excuse me as I “fix” Splatoon fanart of Marina. Don’t forget, Homestuck is shitty and you’re evil for liking it!
Normal person: Damn, you’re such a tumblr refugee
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A night(usually a Friday)when instead of going out and having a good time like most people your age, you spend the entire night on Tumblr. If you're a teenager this might start to worry your parents as it has mine.
Teen Boy: Hey are doing anything this Friday?
Teen Girl: No I'll probably just have another Tumblr night.
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A Tumblr user who often reblogs or creates posts or pictures which they think are 'deep'. These people often search for more and more followers through promos, or posts constantly in the Facebook 'Tumblr' group.
John: He thinks he's so deep with those quotes about life on his Tumblr.
Jack: I know, what a Tumblr philosopher.