A severe hang-over resulting in the inability to engage in physical activity other than smoking bowls, watching tv, playing video games, or listening to music.
We raged hard last night, I can't skate today, I'm strictly Turf Lounge.
A Sexual interaction which must either be performed in Cleveland or by a person born in Cleveland, during this act the receiver must move their hips around in an O shape, while the giver covers the receivers dangly part with tons of lubricant, and then proceeding to give vicious head to the receiver (still moving hips in an O), then whenever the receiver is stimulated to the point of near ejaculation, the giver starts swirling their tongue around the tip like a twirly brush at a car wash then when he busts you catch or spit it in your hand and throw it towards their face
Person 1 : you hear about how jay and his girlfriend broke up because she gave him a Cleveland Surf N Turf?
Person 2 : what the fuck is that
When a person, typically a girl, has toes that are longer than her open toe shoes or sandals. The toes appear to be grabbing at the turf when she walks due to her shoes being too small or ill fitting.
Dude #1: "Hey bro, look at that girl she is smokin' hot!"
Dude #2: "Yeah she is, too bad she has Turf Grabbers. Look at how long her toes are!"
When you stick your entire head up someone’s ass
“Holy shit last Night I gave her a turf war and she went crazy”
When you stick your entire head up someone’s ass
I gave a turf war last night and she went crazy
Coined by Skweezy Jibbs, described as a snack consisting of a blue razzz 4loko and a savage size slim jim
Skweezy Jibbs: “THIS REMINDS ME OF MY FAVORITE SNAKC A SMURF AN TURF WHICH IS A BLUE RAZZ 4LOCO AN A SAVAGE SIZE SLIM JIM”
To browse the internet on someone else's computer, or to browse whilst logged in as another person.
Can I surf on your turf?